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shirley

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DO POTATOES HAVE EYES ? I DONT KNOW YOU CAN SEE THEY CAN SEE YOU BUT THEY CANT SEE ME THE CARROTS FIGHT THE PEAS I DONT WANT YOU THEY DEPART FROM EACH OTHER IN THE BUTTER THEY SMOTHER THE BROCCOLLI WAS GREEN WTH JELOUSY BECAUSE THE CABBAGE TOOK HIS PLACE I DONT KNOW WHY BECAUSE THE CABBAGE HAS A PRETTY FACE
 
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OFM

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The Corn Is So Corn-ey Cause Of Its' Jokes,Potatoes Well They Bee Come Eyee Doctorss cause they See Verything and can See all over the place,Well at Last all over Thier Face.Well Eye Think,Eye See it that Way At Least,Broccili , is nice cause it likes green Rice,I Like Beets 2 Cause They Like You,They The Beets wear Christian Shoes Too,Well i now say "Woo-WHO"!!!,Beans are Green Cause They Like Each Other,To know for Sure Just Ask Your Mother,Cauliflower is nice and white and it sings pretty good rap songs all right most of the time at nite ,i could go on and on this post could become pretty long,so now why dont you sing along with this Very Much Alot Nice Happy Disco~Dancing Vegeable Song,La La La La,how is this story so Far.Well hi too you and all the Veggies in Your Fridge too,Take them to Church with You as you Have A Salad Durning the Sermon Time too,oh well bye from here now unto u.
bee blessed allways
>>>>AMEN<<<<
We must Produce,Get It Produce Good Fruit,but that is for a different Christian Post now go eat some OatMeal Oats,and buy a new Coat to wear in the Produce Section Of Your SuperMarket ,today day so like MacDonalds have it Your Way All The Way AllWays,Yeah Way.
 

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shirley

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VERY WELL WRITTEN AND FUNNY HILRIRIOUS CANT STOP LAUGHING U SHOULD REALLY SEEEEE ABOUT WRITNG A ARTICLE IN YOUR TOWN NEWSPAPER UNDER THE COMICS IN YOUR PAPER YOUD HAVE EVERYONE LAUGHING IM GOING TO POST IT IN MY LOCAL NEWSPAPER I JUST LOVE IT KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK MY BFF
 
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OFM

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NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE
 
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jkalyna

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DO POTATOES HAVE EYES ? I DONT KNOW YOU CAN SEE THEY CAN SEE YOU BUT THEY CANT SEE ME THE CARROTS FIGHT THE PEAS I DONT WANT YOU THEY DEPART FROM EACH OTHER IN THE BUTTER THEY SMOTHER THE BROCCOLLI WAS GREEN WTH JELOUSY BECAUSE THE CABBAGE TOOK HIS PLACE I DONT KNOW WHY BECAUSE THE CABBAGE HAS A PRETTY FACE
LOL:p NICE POEM SHIRLEY. LOL MADE ME GIGGLE, ALL THE VEGIES:)
 
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jkalyna

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NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE
HA HA LOL ALL THE NICE'S NEED SOME ICE'S IN THIS WEATHER JOLLY O'S.:p:D