VEGTABLE/ ARE FUNNY

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shirley

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WRITE A FUNNY VEGETABLE JOKE
 
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Closemyeyes2cU

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?


There are too many ears!
 
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OFM

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i mail the lettuce i write at the office of postal affairs.
 
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OFM

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the broci-ly said to the potatoe your really a real peach today now are'nt you.
the salad said to the carrots you had better beet it efore i call a store manager on you.
 
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OFM

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Did You Know that the Salad Married the French Dressing.
Mr.Turnip is Corny sometimes.I
if you Turnip to the right thier u will find the green beans,dancing with the cucumbers.
 
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shirley

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OFM said:
Did You Know that the Salad Married the French Dressing.
Mr.Turnip is Corny sometimes.I
if you Turnip to the right thier u will find the green beans,dancing with the cucumbers.
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JEFF YOU ARE THE FUNNIEST FRIEND HAHAHA I JUST LOVETHEM KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK YOU MY DAY BRIGHTER LOL THATS WHY THEY CALL YOU JOYFUL JEFFERY HAHAHA
 
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OFM

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What did the boy coffee bean say to the girl coffee bean?
Where have you BEAN all of my life.
 
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Fractal_Curve

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Customer: Excuse me, do you have any cabbages?

Shop assistant: Sorry, no. We don't have any left.

Customer: Oh...well I really needed some today.

Shop assistant: Yeah. Sorry about that, maybe we'll have some tomorrow.

Customer: Well could you go into the back and check for me?

Shop assistant: Okay...spell "BEET" as in beetroot.

Customer: B-E-E-T.

Shop assistant: Now spell "SPIN" as in spinach.

Customer: S-P-I-N.

Shop assistant: Good. Now spell "FORK" as in cabbage.

Customer: But there's no fork in cabbage.

Shop assistant: That's precisely what I've been trying to tell you.
 
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