Wanna hear a stupid joke ?

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Tolerance

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There are a hundred men on a boat. There are three doors. How many waffles does it take to build a dog hose ?

....None, because bannanas don't have armpits !

I told you it was stupid. This joke was told to me when i was in a rut. I found it to be soooo dumb that it was funny.

I could use more friends and more random conversations. So hmu if your interested.
 
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Tolerance said:
There are a hundred men on a boat. There are three doors. How many waffles does it take to build a dog hose ?

....None, because bannanas don't have armpits !

I told you it was stupid. This joke was told to me when i was in a rut. I found it to be soooo dumb that it was funny.

I could use more friends and more random conversations. So hmu if your interested.
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I'm impressed just because you remember all parts to it. I think I'd forget right after "three doors."

In return, I give you my shortest dumb joke. (Honestly. I don't have any smart jokes.)

A horse walks into the bar.

The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
 
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Tolerance

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Lol. I wish there was a like button.
 
KohenMatt

KohenMatt

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A mushroom walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here."

The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fungi."
 
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Tintin

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I'm impressed just because you remember all parts to it. I think I'd forget right after "three doors."

In return, I give you my shortest dumb joke. (Honestly. I don't have any smart jokes.)

A horse walks into the bar.

The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
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Here's an even dumber and shorter joke.

A man walks into a bar.
Ouch!
 
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Grandpa

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I'm impressed just because you remember all parts to it. I think I'd forget right after "three doors."

In return, I give you my shortest dumb joke. (Honestly. I don't have any smart jokes.)

A horse walks into the bar.

The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
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Ha ha. I used to ask my dog that question.

Why the long face, girl?
 
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wwjd_kilden

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Hehe, that's my kind of joke.

Here's one my cousin taught me:
Have you heard about the guy who entered the store to buy nails and when he came back out it was snowing?
 
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tourist said:
That would be the little blue Like at the lower right hand corner of the post.
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Meh. Sometimes it doesn't show up. I've had to reload the page to like at times. lol

(Strangely, it never lets me Like someone on my ignore list. I admit it. I peek sometimes to see what they say, and then I like it so much it drives me nuts that I can't click Like. I know. Not a drive. More of a putt.)
 
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Tintin said:
Here's an even dumber and shorter joke.

A man walks into a bar.
Ouch!
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Three men walking down the street. Two run into a bar. The third one ducks.
(Hubby specializes in Polish jokes -- he's Polish -- I specialize in bar jokes.
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wwjd_kilden said:
Hehe, that's my kind of joke.

Here's one my cousin taught me:
Have you heard about the guy who entered the store to buy nails and when he came back out it was snowing?
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Sadly, that's the type of joke I'd tell hubby and then the next hour we might be done talking about why I thought that was a joke. lol)
 
mailmandan

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What was a more important invention than the first telephone?

The second one.
 
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Tolerance

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Im on a mobile device and there is no like button. But i like them all !!
 
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BeyondET

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Hello................Heaven Hi
 
tanakh

tanakh

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Depleted said:
I'm impressed just because you remember all parts to it. I think I'd forget right after "three doors."

In return, I give you my shortest dumb joke. (Honestly. I don't have any smart jokes.)

A horse walks into the bar.

The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
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A black horse walks into a Pub the barman says This Pub is named after you The Black Horse replies what Kevin?
 
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