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Take two 16 oz bowls of cool-whip and allow them to soften and put them into one bowl. Add 12 oz. of Heinz dill relish, 1 tbsp. of Texas Pete's hot sauce, 1 lb of cooked stew beef, 1/2 onion, 1 red pepper, one packet of strawberry Kool-Aid, 1 tsp red wine vinegar, 2 cups of brown sugar(to take the bitterness of the vinegar away), 1 cup of buttermilk.
Pour all this in a 9" pan and refrigerate. After eating it, tell me how yucky its tastes.