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I worked many years as a telephone repairman. Dog's are always a worry to a telephone repairman as some can be outright dangerous. One warm summer day I was walking up to a house to repair a telephone at that address. I noticed an older women sitting on the porch and a big ol' brown dog laying next to her. I asked her, "Does your dog bite?" She answered, "No." I stepped up on the porch and that ol' dog tore into me like I was a piece of hamburger. That dog tried to take my clothes off! While fending off the dog I yelled at her, "I thought you said that your dog don't bite?" She screamed back at me, "That ain't my dog".