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Dorothy_in_Oz

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#21
Yeah, just edited that post. Haha. Sorry. *wanders off to practice for the commencement for Sir's kingdom.* :)

And Juggles is a fine name for my title.
 
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Denise88

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#22
#22
Welcome to CC!!
 
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Ugly

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#24
Glad we got that whole gender issue cleared up before it became any more awkward.
What will you be practicing? Other than juggling.
 
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Dorothy_in_Oz

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#25
Awkward is my middle name. Well, juggling is good; comedy is most definitely out. I shall have to learn another skill. Hmm. What would an adequate jester's duties consist of, pray tell? Could one become a non-comedic jester who juggles and learns other skills to entertain without being exiled or otherwise?
 
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Ugly

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#26
Juggles. Awkward. Dorothy. Too many names.

Hmm. can you sing and dance?
How about an inspirational juggling routine?
Perhaps roller skate down the side of a grassy field? Like that one over yonder.
 
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Dorothy_in_Oz

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#27
#27
Singing would require *not* being tone-deaf. Dancing would require rhythm. Roller skating would require balance and coordination.

I think my chances are slim after all. Juggles has been demoted before even being promoted, it seems.
 
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Ugly

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#28
Would it help any if the inspirational juggling routine only required imaginary balls?
 
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Dorothy_in_Oz

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#29
#29
Hey, a miming jester! That could be promising! Interpretative juggling and flitting about.

If that fails, I could become the royal cook, perhaps?
 
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Ugly

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#30
Dorothy_in_Oz said:
Hey, a miming jester! That could be promising! Interpretative juggling and flitting about.

If that fails, I could become the royal cook, perhaps?
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Hmm... i'm digging the interpretative juggling thing. You should work on that.

But cooking. , well, not many people like to cook for me. Especially people who like to cook hahaha. I'm a bit picky.
 
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Dorothy_in_Oz

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#31
Dual duties? If I prove myself worthy of the interpretive juggling, might I interest you in whatever it is that you do enjoy? Meats? Veggies? Whatever's lurking about the royal pasture?
 
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Ugly

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#32
Dorothy_in_Oz said:
Dual duties? If I prove myself worthy of the interpretive juggling, might I interest you in whatever it is that you do enjoy? Meats? Veggies? Whatever's lurking about the royal pasture?
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If you can cook cow meat and potatoes, well then, we're good, haha. The interpretive juggling will just be a bonus.
 
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Dorothy_in_Oz

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#33
Gotcha. After dinner entertainment then.
 
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Ugly

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#34
Hey, i like your way of seeing it. But... if you're juggling who's doing dishes? 0.o
 
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Dorothy_in_Oz

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#35
Touché, m'lord. I can juggle the dishes as I wash. :D
 
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Ugly

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#36
Oh snap. Girl has skills. I suppose that makes up for the lack of jokes and singing... and dancing. And... uhh... stuff.
 
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Dorothy_in_Oz

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#37
#37
Jesters are underrated anyhow.
 
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Ugly

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#38
As i have learned this evening.
Now if your cow and potatoes match your jester skills you are guaranteed a spot in my kingdom.
 
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Dorothy_in_Oz

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#39
#39
Yes! *rushes off to kitchen to wow you with my cooking*
 
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Ugly

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#40
*sits at the table in anticipation, a drop cloth catch the river of drool
 
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