In the name of Jesus Christ, the Son of God, and our Lord and Savior, I welcome you.
Yeah, man, absolutely. The True and Living God, the only begotten Son of God, the one who fulfilled the prophecies of the true prophets of the Jewish/Hebrew Scriptures, the one
who died on the cross for our sins, and rose from the grave, who was alive, and died, and behold, is alive forevermore, the Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the King of kings and Lord of lords, the Word of God, our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Greetings.
Salami? ... Baloney...
Kielbasi, ham and pepperoni...
It's all pork,
and it's pretty good eatin'.
Thank you, Jesus.