Looking for a traditional lawnchair

I'm not just going to settle for the first lawnchair that comes along. I'm looking for a lawnchair that even though is on the lawn, is not of the lawn. A lawnchair that reflects traditional values, not one that looks like it was designed for ikea. What exactly is a traditional lawnchair? If a lawnchair has a traditional appearance but has an electric reclining feature, is it still considered traditional? Many will say it is not, but where do we draw the line??

I know of a lawn chair you would like but it wasn't very traditional. The owner tied weather balloons to it and flew it a few thousand feet in the air. No I'm not kidding - He even got a Darwin Award honorable mention.

But despite the lack of traditional lawn chair values I really think you should give it a chance. It might be the one.

may i suggest this one? it has a real buoyant charm about it. : )

Lol the absurdity is brilliant.

Well, it certainly looks traditional.

Oh... How I long for a traditional lawn chair! They just don't make 'em like they use too. I want it to be traditional, but not too traditional. Ya know what I mean?

My problem is that I can never find a lawnchair that will do exactly as I tell it to. Lawnchairs that do not follow my orders and submit to my whim and will are not traditional enough. I don't understand what the problem is, since I'm a Godly, Christian man. That means everything I say or do regarding lawn furniture is unerringly right and blessed by the Lord, and any lawnchair that's truly God-fearing should submit to my authority without question, and yet I still find chairs that only have one way of folding, or have two hinges instead of three. Some collapse inward like an umbrella, and that is NOT what I command them to do.

It's so difficult to find a 1st Peter 3 kind of lawnchair.

Decisions, decisions. What will my lawn chair wear today.....





Isn't that darling! It's drawing my bath....

My lawnchair needs supersized cupholders.

Well, any truly traditional lawn chair will be modest.

BWHAAHAHAHHAHAHAH it is a Christian lawn chair gota love that about it. XDDDDD

O traditional lawn chair, wherefore art thou? My legs are tired, and I need a big strong lawn chair to undergird me.

Just make sure it is a traditional lawn chair-- not an antique lawn chair-- it might be comfortable for awhile... but then it will break and crush your dreams

All lawn chair's are the same, sigh

I call it master, dont judge

it does not get more traditional than this, though it fails your "on the lawn but not of the lawn" test on a certain level.

Well, it is the rock of lawn chairs.

AND it totally rocks!

Sorry, couldn't pass it up.

Okay. This thread is done, because PoetMary has officially won it.

Brilliant.
Magnificent.
Sheer genius.

You win everything, my friend.