Go RedTent!
You're the man.
I remember when the groceries and other purchases were made at the cash register, and you know what...it was quicker! ( 'Cause we didn't have to wait for the computer to generate a docket with every possible conceivable detail on it.)
(I think we are safe to talk like this here. Usually, as soon as you talk tlike this someone younger thinks you've done nothing in your life except stand near a cash register.)
...Anyway, I think eventually someone will just start a thread in misellaneous called "on the porch" or "around the fire" or something, and we'll see how it goes.