Yeah, there will be sad to say it but there would. I can almost here it now "my life was hard" ,"well mine was worse", " I was an alcoholic", "well i was on drugs". It would be a anyway you can sin i can sin better/worse situation. And then the inevitable question "what denomination are you?" Yeah thats pretty much how it would go.
Yeah, I guess there's always room for debate...
"Oh yeah? Well MY testimony makes your testimony sound like a stroll in the park. I use to rob little old ladies"
"Oh yeah? I used to rob little old ladies on their way to Church!"
"I used to rob little old ladies IN Church!"
"I used to dress up as a little old lady and rob little old ladies on their way to church and then go to church and rob those little old ladies and their grandchildren!"
"I used to rob children!"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah".
"What denomination are you?"
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"It's just a question."
"Said the Pharisee."
"Said the Scribe."
"Judge not."
"You Judge not."
"I didn't judge. You judged. I only judged your judging. That's scriptural."
"That's still judging."
"Forgive me."
"I don't need to forgive you."
"If you were a Christian, you'd forgive me."
"I am such a Christian I forgave you before you even offended me.Therefore it's not necessary."
"A real Christian wouldn't even get offended."
"I didn't get offended but knowing I could have been offended I forgave you before you even had the chance to offend me and now you're forgiven."
"You're a Calvinist aren't you..."
"No. I was predestined to reject Calvinism."
"That doesn't even make sense."
"It doesn't have to."
"It does have to."
"Doesn't"
"Does"
"Nope"
"Yep"