Willy Wonka and the Bacon Factory - Gene Wilder traumatizes some kids.
The Bacon on the River Kwai - Prisoners of war find a box of bacon floating on the river, which they put back on the river, because it's river bacon.
Close Encounters of the Bacon Kind - Richard Dreyfuss plays with his breakfast.
Soylent Bacon - you don't want to know.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Bacon - In this startling and touching documentary, a food hoarder discovers that when you leave boxes of bacon stashed around the house, you might attract more than ants. Winner of the nobody cares award at nobody cares Festival in 2012.
The Bacon Element - It's a lot like the Fifth Element, but Milla Jovovich is a BLT. Chris Tucker still shrieks.
*sighs* I had things I wanted to accomplish today.