Be Like Bill

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Lynx

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This is Lynx.
Lynx doesn't muck around with facebook.
Lynx would rather take a nap or play an RPG or make a soundtrack or play with his dog or make supper or find some new music or...
Lynx is a lot happier than most people seem to be.
Don't be like Lynx. Be like yourself. If being like yourself involves facebook, God help you.
 
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If being like yourself involves facebook, God help you.

Well, that escalated rather quickly.

To everyone, this is a joke. This is not to be taken seriously. I'm pretty sure people are not placing their identity in Facebook ;)

Just a thought.
 
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Anyone who complains, I'll do one for you and post it :)

Because this will bring me full satisfaction :p
 
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melita916

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This is melita.
Melita is cute.
Melita is funny.
Melita is fantastic.

Yas.
 

BruceWayne

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This is Bill.
Bill is only a Bill.
And he's sitting here on Capitol Hill.
Bill has been on a long, long journey because he aspires to be a law.
Bill has goals. Be like Bill.
 

Lynx

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Well, that escalated rather quickly.

To everyone, this is a joke. This is not to be taken seriously. I'm pretty sure people are not placing their identity in Facebook ;)

Just a thought.
I was being facetious. I don't hate facebook. It just doesn't fit my personal use-case. I intended no insult.

Short version: I know it was a joke. I was replying in kind.
 

Lynx

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#49
This is Bill.
Bill is only a Bill.
And he's sitting here on Capitol Hill.
Bill has been on a long, long journey because he aspires to be a law.
Bill has goals. Be like Bill.
Ah yes, I remember Schoolhouse Rock from my childhood. Yes I'm that old.

Conjunction Junction, what's your function...
 
May 25, 2015
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Ah yes, I remember Schoolhouse Rock from my childhood. Yes I'm that old.

Conjunction Junction, what's your function...
I do as well lol. I think I used to watch it on Saturday mornings.
 

Roh_Chris

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Okay, this one has my vote of the best here so far LOL
The second one is downright creepy. And I have a policy of never be the first to add a girl on FB. There were only a few exceptions and each had a valid reason. :/
 
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wwjd_kilden

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I am me
I try to stay away from most facebook trends

:p
 
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The second one is downright creepy. And I have a policy of never be the first to add a girl on FB. There were only a few exceptions and each had a valid reason. :/
Well, the thing here is this: You can't like a picture of a girl unless you are friends. I think the setting of a profile has be viewable by everyone and that a mutual friend is tagged in the picture. Other than that, you can't like a picture :p
 

Roh_Chris

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Well, the thing here is this: You can't like a picture of a girl unless you are friends. I think the setting of a profile has be viewable by everyone and that a mutual friend is tagged in the picture. Other than that, you can't like a picture :p
Okay, so, I may have liked pictures where my friend was present. The pretty girl was... um... collaferal damage. :p
 
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JeniBean

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I did two.

This is (My name).
(My name) has a girlfriend.
(My name doesn't post photos with girlfriend every day.
(My name) doesn't post statuses about love every hour.
(My name) is smart. Be like (My name).

This is (My name).
(My name) has a wife.
(My name) isn't the perfect and best looking husband.
But (My name) loves her and gives her everything he can.
(My name) is a symbol. Be like (my name).

This is awkward.
Congrats on your girlfriend and wife! HAHAHAHA
 
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JeniBean

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WOWZA!!!! I cannot show my story! Evidently I say the F word and am not fond of color blind people!
 

Born_Again

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WOWZA!!!! I cannot show my story! Evidently I say the F word and am not fond of color blind people!

Perhaps you have some deep seeded agression you need to adddress, Jeni. LOL :D
 
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JeniBean

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Perhaps you have some deep seeded agression you need to adddress, Jeni. LOL :D
I must! I'm going to have to tell my son and add a dollar to the swear jar! ;)