Men are fairly simple. We are not the confusing ones. Women are the ones who communicate in ideas, hints, and mind reading. Men, on the other hand, tend to be more direct. When a man wants to celebrate his birthday, he says so. He says what he wants as a gift, where he wants to eat, and anything else. When a woman wants to celebrate her birthday she says 'don't get me anything, i just want to treat it like any other day'. Then she expects him to know she doesn't mean it, and have a fancy elaborate celebration planned without any clues or help from her to what she wants..... Now, who is the confusing one there?