So....I have decided to make a thread with good clean Christian jokes and humor. Anything you see or come up with, Christian memes, jokes, one liners, post them here on this thread, but please only good clean Christian jokes I'll start it with one I heard a while back.
So one day a man was sleeping in his bed when his wife woke him up on Sunday. Still half asleep and groggy, he looked at his wife and scowled saying, "I don't wanna go to church this morning!" She asked him why and his reply was, "Those folks down there don't appreciate me one single bit!" Her reply, "Well you gotta go!" "Oh yeah, why's that?" She said, "Cause you're the pastor!"
So one day a man was sleeping in his bed when his wife woke him up on Sunday. Still half asleep and groggy, he looked at his wife and scowled saying, "I don't wanna go to church this morning!" She asked him why and his reply was, "Those folks down there don't appreciate me one single bit!" Her reply, "Well you gotta go!" "Oh yeah, why's that?" She said, "Cause you're the pastor!"