If you were a product...

[Relena7]

Relena7™: Product will vary depending on the individual.

Subject to mood swings and bouts of passion that can be mistaken for intense annoyance.
Primarily runs on: food, water, green tea.
Responds to: Kindness and love.
Retreats from: "Tough love" and unrealistic expectations.

-WARNING- Keep out of reach of children and small yappy dogs. Loud sounds that won't shut up make the Relena7™ 's head fall off her body and roll away, because it is trying to escape from the noise.

 

[zeroturbulence]

Quick, simple, often cheesy. Tends to create a mess if not careful.

 

[NukePooch]

I thought for sure that Nukepooch would be the first to post that

Aaah...to be honest, it didn't even occur to me. I had no clue what to put down, so I didn't put anything.

 

[NukePooch]

You'd be recalled because you are mad, plain and simple. Loco.. Crazy in the head.(do you need more help understanding what I meant?)

allow me...

Main Entry: insane [TABLE="class: the_content"]
[TR]
[TD]Definition:[/TD]
[TD]mentally ill; foolish[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Synonyms:[/TD]
[TD]batty, bizarre, Canadian, cracked, crazed, crazy, cuckoo, daft, demented, derailed, deranged, Descyple, fatuous, frenzied, idiotic, impractical, irrational, irresponsible, loony, lunatic, mad, maniacal, mental, moonstruck, nuts, nutty, of unsound mind, off one's rocker, out of one's mind, paranoid, preposterous, psychopathic, psychotic, rabid, raging, raving, schizophrenic, screwy, senseless, touched, unhinged, unsettled, wild
[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Notes:[/TD]
[TD]inane means silly, lacking significance or insubstantial; insane means mentally deranged, mad or very foolish[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]

 

[Chrissy77]

allow me...

Main Entry: insane [TABLE="class: the_content"]
[TR]
[TD]Definition:[/TD]
[TD]mentally ill; foolish[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Synonyms:[/TD]
[TD]batty, bizarre, Canadian, cracked, crazed, crazy, cuckoo, daft, demented, derailed, deranged, Descyple, fatuous, frenzied, idiotic, impractical, irrational, irresponsible, loony, lunatic, mad, maniacal, mental, moonstruck, nuts, nutty, of unsound mind, off one's rocker, out of one's mind, paranoid, preposterous, psychopathic, psychotic, rabid, raging, raving, schizophrenic, screwy, senseless, touched, unhinged, unsettled, wild[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]Notes:[/TD]
[TD]inane means silly, lacking significance or insubstantial; insane means mentally deranged, mad or very foolish[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]

Thank you, my friend! You are always so helpful!

 

[Ugly]

I can't answer this. Because of my health problems i've spent the past few years able to do little more than sit around and watch TV. I've always hated commercials, but now i am so disgusted and sick of commercials and feeling like i'm nothing more than a demographic. I can not, in good conscience, make myself a product to advertise. Even as a joke. So i'll take this as an excuse to pester Rachel about it next time we chat =P

 

[Jullianna]

hmmm...

I'm much like a Benelli shotgun. Streamlined, know where I belong (and where I don't), a little shiny in places and don't say much. But when you need me, I'm so there for you.

 

[shae0104]

that was hilarious