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For God so loved the world He gave His only begotten Son that whosoever believeth in Him should not perish but have everlasting life*****
*must be baptised (full immersion)
*KJV only
*women must remain silent (no pants)
*must meet fruit production quotas
Overseen by SAPS (Self Appointed Produce Supervisors)
*submit to doctrinal review by FOOL (Federation Of Obvious Legalists)
*no rock music, tatoos or body piercing
*must worship on the appropriate day
*when confronted with something not easily understood label it "allegory"
*no church with membership over 50
*no sinning and/or repentance must be performed with guilt, remorse,sack cloth, ashes and general statements of unworthiness.
613 extra rules and regulations apply
Offer may be withdrawn at anytime
So, scribes and Pharisees please feel free to add to this deal breakers = )
*must be baptised (full immersion)
*KJV only
*women must remain silent (no pants)
*must meet fruit production quotas
Overseen by SAPS (Self Appointed Produce Supervisors)
*submit to doctrinal review by FOOL (Federation Of Obvious Legalists)
*no rock music, tatoos or body piercing
*must worship on the appropriate day
*when confronted with something not easily understood label it "allegory"
*no church with membership over 50
*no sinning and/or repentance must be performed with guilt, remorse,sack cloth, ashes and general statements of unworthiness.
613 extra rules and regulations apply
Offer may be withdrawn at anytime
So, scribes and Pharisees please feel free to add to this deal breakers = )