For some reason this is reminding me of the story of the pig farmer during the depression. A man came up to his farm and asked if he had any food he could give to him for himself and his family. The farmer had three pigs in the smokehouse, so he said, yes, let me go and bring a pig for you, wait here. So he goes in and grabs the largest one and when he gets to the door he stops and says, why should I give him the biggest pig? One of the smaller ones will be enough. So he starts back, but then stops again and says, no. You know what? I'll give him the largest one and if you don't shut up, I'll give him all three!