Reasons You Should NOT Date Me

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JesusLives

JesusLives

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Because I'm a control freak and things got out of control.
 
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JamesD

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Bc I'm not even divorced yet. I didnt choose it by the way. It is her choice. :(
 
Tommy379

Tommy379

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You shouldn't date me because I'm sure my ex wife has a long list of reasons not to.
 
christian74

christian74

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seoulsearch said:
3. No one should date me because I think God has assigned me as The One Who Helps Prepare Them For a Girlfriend, But Not The Actual Girlfriend. Almost every guy I've talked to in the past 10 years has met someone else either while he was talking to me or soon after, and in some cases, even got married.

Therefore, I usually tend to keep a guy at a bit of an arm's length away... even if I really like him... Because I often expect that he'll wind up with someone else anyway.
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Believe it or not I can relate to the experience but not the conclusion that God has assigned me as such - because I know my past attempts that end up "preparing" others, in fact, were preparing me instead. And don't let that hinder you from expressing and pursuing what you like - doesn't sound like you.
 
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toinena

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Stewart said:
..........still looking......(in the garden shed now)......
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This thread should be renamed: How to make a dozen people spread around the world die of laughter simultanously.
 
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toinena

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You should not date me, because you will never be #1 in my life. First Jesus, then my dog(s?), then work and perhaps after that YOU.
 
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toinena

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Yahweh_is_gracious said:
You should not date me because I don't adhere to commonly accepted ideals of what a "man" should act like. I've always done my own thing, my own way, and *spit* on what anybody else thinks about it. I'm polite yet not friendly. I'm kind yet not "nice". I'm agreeable yet not a pushover. When I choose to remain silent about a matter, it's not because I agree with your silly position, it's merely not worth my time to sink to your level and put your stupidity on display.

You should not date me because I am not freely giving of compliments or praise. If your self esteem needs the padding, look elsewhere. I'm more than willing to praise somebody or pay them a compliment, but only when they've earned it.

You should not date me because it's a lot of hard work. Supposing you show up on my radar, you must capture and keep my attention. Next, you must earn my respect. Then you must earn my trust. So far, no woman has had the endurance to bother trying. Too bad.
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i give in! You win! You are clearly more undateable than me. Not even a desperate woman like me would date you after this statement ;-)

PS I love you <3 <3 <3
 
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BonJovian

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I'm thoroughly convinced, if I was available I wouldn't date any of you :D
 
Lynx

Lynx

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And brother, I sure am glad of that! :cool:

Wait... were you talking to just the girls, or to everybody on this thread?
 
Lynx

Lynx

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You should not date me because my computer said it was a bad idea.



No, wait, that move also loses. How about a nice game of chess?
 
Lynx

Lynx

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You shouldn't date me because I can't get the math to add up right.


Even the identity matrix doesn't work normally here.
 
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GrandmaLove

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You should not date me because I am the worst housekeeper ever, so you can't come into my home. And I'd be so nervous on the first date that I wouldn't talk at all. Which is funny because I talk a LOT normally.
 
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Stewart

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toinena said:
This thread should be renamed: How to make a dozen people spread around the world die of laughter simultanously.
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Humour is a great thing.....laughter is universal..yet to make people die of laughter I'm sure is a criminal offence of some sort:D...mind you I could always say not guilty on the grounds of diminished responsibility!..lol.:cool:
 
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Stewart

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Stewart said:
Headphones should cure that one!
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ha ha...THE HEADPHONES WOULD BE FOR YOU!!..they will placed over YOUR ears....NOT HIS when you're sleeping,why you ask??
It's because you partner wouldn't want you to wake up hearing him praying to God with all his heart at the top his voice asking God to help you to stop snoring...
....sweet eh?
 
rachelsedge

rachelsedge

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seoulsearch said:
3. No one should date me because I think God has assigned me as The One Who Helps Prepare Them For a Girlfriend, But Not The Actual Girlfriend. Almost every guy I've talked to in the past 10 years has met someone else either while he was talking to me or soon after, and in some cases, even got married.
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cinder said:
And here I could have sworn that was my job, maybe I'm just the pleasant stopover before meeting the one and not doing any actual prep work.
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We must all have the same employer! :O I'd put in my two weeks' notice, but it seems I have a contract. :p
 
WineRose

WineRose

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You shouldn't date me...because I'm not real. You would end up dating a bunch of thin air.
 
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