Hey I'm not from London but maybe we can introduce a bit of
Cockney rhyming slang into this, although most of you won't have
a clue what I'm talking about!
A few examples
Apples and pears = stairs
Trouble and strife = wife!
Dog and bone = phone
Butchers hook = look
Scotch eggs = legs
Mince pies = eyes
Adam & Eve it = believe it
.....on the other hand maybe that will be too complicated!