Singlemamma84,
I'm sure you're a very nice person, but I never chat with "moms".
It's not personal... it's more like... a scientific issue.
1. Moms are females with children.
2. Children are tiny insane people.
3. The insanity from the tiny insane people is "most likely" contagious.
4. Mom's have probably caught the insanity from the tiny insane people, and aren't even aware.
5. Sometimes moms don't even have symptoms of the insanity disease... some moms are just "carriers".
6. Scientific studies have PROVEN that, in fact, most moms are indeed insanity "carriers".
7. Scientific studies have also PROVEN that once children eat away at your brain, the damage is irreparable.
Here are a few symptom's of the insanity disease caught from children:
1. Playing with blocks when nobody is looking
2. Making up bizarre stories about where babies come from
3. Watching reruns of My Little Pony
4. Buying lots of tiny clothes that are WAY too small for you to ever wear
5. Getting up at 5am because a tiny insane person is in the room... staring at you
These are just a few of the symptoms... but it goes on and on.
It's all incredibly insidious.
: )