OK I remember one! You guys prolly already heard it, but here goes...
God came to Job after he had restored everything back in his life and said to him, "You passed my tests so well, Job. I want to grant you a wish as a reward. What would you like? Just name it."
Job thought for awhile and said "Id like you to build a bridge from here to hawaii so I can take my family there"
God thought it over and then said "Im sorry Job. Building a bridge over all those deep waters and making it strong enough to withstand the currents is too great a task even for me. What else would you like instead?"
Job thought for awhile and said "I would like to understand women."
God shook his head and said to him "Do you want that bridge to be one lane or two?"