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I'd say so far the best one I've heard was from my uncle and it happened to have a true story concerning a church and an alcohol place across the street,the joke was this...a church with a liquor store across from had members and a pastor whom all kept saying "we'll keep praying to God to run that liquor store out of business" then one day the pastor went to the liquor store to inquire as to why their business was still a float and the store owner said"well if you all at the church stopped buying liquor here then we would go out business actually" because no one else went there lol,a bit funny with a lesson, know what the true circumstances are "before"seeking God's help or better yet if possible fix a problem yourself,like in this story!