You are really asking for an epic trolling. You have been warned.
On second thought, hang the warning:
Yo dawg! We heard you liked naivete! So we made you so naive, that other people are too naive to comprehend your naivete!
I love how you love people with a Christ-like love. Without judging their hearts. I guess you heard we liked love.
This voice that supposedly gave you assurance... did it perchance inquire as to whether you wanted fries with that order?
That one's so good all by itself, that I'm just gonna leave it as I found it.
If history has to repeat itself then it will.
If history has to repeat itself then it will.
If history has to repeat itself then it will.
If history has to repeat itself then it will.
If history has to repeat itself then it will.
If history has to repeat itself then it will.
Dang, you were right!