Ever logged on the chat rooms, and found some interesting, strange, and downright peculiar messages in people's PM's box?
Here's a list of what not to say (feel free to add your own!):
warning: not for the faint of heart, or politically correct
- Hello, this is God. How may I help you?
- Out of my mind, Be back in 5.
- Wanna play Chat-roulette?
- Scientology: because Trekkies were not enough.
- Too drunk to PM.
- 2 x 333 = ?
- Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an...
- I'd rather watch Japanese soap opera, than talk to you.
- Open to all dialogue, as long as it is within the confines of Christianity.
- I know Jesus. Personally.
- Šatan is my favorite hockey player (hint: ex Bruins)
- Adam & Eve: redneck marriages since Genesis
- Chuck Norris: Jesus' bouncer for 40 days and 40 nights.
- Angrier than a blind man at a silent movie. Do not PM.
All in good jest folks!
God bless.
Add you own!
Here's a list of what not to say (feel free to add your own!):
warning: not for the faint of heart, or politically correct
- Hello, this is God. How may I help you?
- Out of my mind, Be back in 5.
- Wanna play Chat-roulette?
- Scientology: because Trekkies were not enough.
- Too drunk to PM.
- 2 x 333 = ?
- Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an...
- I'd rather watch Japanese soap opera, than talk to you.
- Open to all dialogue, as long as it is within the confines of Christianity.
- I know Jesus. Personally.
- Šatan is my favorite hockey player (hint: ex Bruins)
- Adam & Eve: redneck marriages since Genesis
- Chuck Norris: Jesus' bouncer for 40 days and 40 nights.
- Angrier than a blind man at a silent movie. Do not PM.
All in good jest folks!
God bless.
Add you own!