That's what the pirate men that have to do that.
Pirate women have to navigate through waters mapped by pirate males who don't know where they're going, swim with the sharks as they rescue men overboard (cause we all know pirate men don't know how to swim), and figure out which outfit to wear for the day, with only 4 pairs of pants, 7 shirts, and 2 sets of boots, and not wear the same outfit in a 30 day time period.