My shadow weighs 18 pounds
The back of my neck looks like a pack of hot dogs
The top of my pot belly is a wonderful cup holder when sitting in the chair
My blood type is beef gravy
I see "all you can eat" at the local buffet and I say "Challenge Accepted!"
I like a number 19 at McDonalds. That is three #6 and a #1. Diet coke though because I don't need the extra calories.