Well........... when I go fishing, I ask myself the same thing. "If a fish could speak...." and then I ponder where he'd be lurking about in the weed beds underwater looking for bugs on the surface and beneath.... and I'd imagine he'd say,
"I wish I had something else to eat!" Ya know, like how the Israelites complained about eating manna every day.
And then I'd fix up some fantastic little lure, cast it out and pop it across the surface of the water under the trees..... and then BANG! The fish would nab that thing and I'd hook him and reel 'em in. Then he'd say something else, like,
"Man! I knew I should not have complained about eating those stupid little bugs!"