You are the official honorary founding member of The Clocking Club,
@CarriePie!
Here in the "Post Something Funny" thread, clocks are considered badges of honor!

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And now you're in the lead for accumulating the highest number of clocks -- #1 on the leaderboard!
Congratulations! 🎂🥳🎈
This reminded me of a joke about clocks...
David’s watch was not working. He remembered passing a little shop with clocks and watches in the window, so he took the watch in and asked for it to be repaired.
“I’m sorry. I don’t repair watches,” said the man behind the counter.
“Well, how much for a new one then?” asked David.
“I don’t sell watches.”
“Clocks, you sell clocks then? How much for a clock?”
“I don’t sell clocks.”
David was getting exasperated. “You don’t sell watches, you don’t sell clocks?”
“No, I’m a mohel,” replied the man.
“Then why do you have all those clocks and watches in the window?”
“If you were a mohel, tell me, what would you put in your window?”