can you guys post something funny please?

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seoulsearch

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I got a clock! I got a clock!

Woo hoo, @CommodoreTeach blessed me with a clock emoji!!!

I'm happy to announce that I am now officially part of The Clocking Club. :cool:
Lol! I bet you'd been hanging out for that, eh? Well, the day finally arrived. You have worked long and hard to officially be part of the Clocking Club, Seoulsearch. ;)
 

seoulsearch

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Lol! I bet you'd been hanging out for that, eh? Well, the day finally arrived. You have worked long and hard to officially be part of the Clocking Club, Seoulsearch. ;)
I think "Clocking Club" is code for "Let's Kick Over Some Rocks and Stir Some Pots!"

Which I can neither confirm nor deny I want to be a part of. :cool:
 

CarriePie

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I have been generously blessed with 2 clocks!

It's far better than some other things I've been receiving lately lol. I'll consider them as trophies!

Thank you, Commodore. I mean that!
 
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I have been generously blessed with 2 clocks!

It's far better than some other things I've been receiving lately lol. I'll consider them as trophies!

Thank you, Commodore. I mean that!
Ha, ha! I'm glad, because that was the spirit in which they were given, although I can take back if they offend. :p

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seoulsearch

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I have been generously blessed with 2 clocks!

It's far better than some other things I've been receiving lately lol. I'll consider them as trophies!

Thank you, Commodore. I mean that!
You are the official honorary founding member of The Clocking Club, @CarriePie!

Here in the "Post Something Funny" thread, clocks are considered badges of honor! :cool:🥇⏰⏲️⌚⏱️

And now you're in the lead for accumulating the highest number of clocks -- #1 on the leaderboard!

Congratulations! 🎂🥳🎈
 
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You are the official honorary founding member of The Clocking Club, @CarriePie!

Here in the "Post Something Funny" thread, clocks are considered badges of honor! :cool:🥇⏰⏲️⌚⏱️

And now you're in the lead for accumulating the highest number of clocks -- #1 on the leaderboard!

Congratulations! 🎂🥳🎈
This reminded me of a joke about clocks...

David’s watch was not working. He remembered passing a little shop with clocks and watches in the window, so he took the watch in and asked for it to be repaired.

“I’m sorry. I don’t repair watches,” said the man behind the counter.

“Well, how much for a new one then?” asked David.

“I don’t sell watches.”

“Clocks, you sell clocks then? How much for a clock?”

“I don’t sell clocks.”

David was getting exasperated. “You don’t sell watches, you don’t sell clocks?”

“No, I’m a mohel,” replied the man.

“Then why do you have all those clocks and watches in the window?”

“If you were a mohel, tell me, what would you put in your window?”
 

Lynx

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I had to look up what the guy was.

I guess it's better than putting foreskins in the window, but why not just a pair of scissors?
 
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I had to look up what the guy was.

I guess it's better than putting foreskins in the window, but why not just a pair of scissors?
Perhaps the risk of mixing up people looking for a haircut with people looking for something else was too great? I dunno - it's just a joke.

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