Two men died and found themselves at the pearly gates in front of saint Peter. He asked one of the men what he did for a living. He said, "I was a taxi driver in a big city". So Peter gave him a white silk robe and a golden staff and said "Welcome to Heaven." Then he asked the other man what he did for a living. The other man said "I was a preacher." So Peter handed him a roughly sewn burlap robe and a rickety wooden staff and said "Welcome to Heaven."
The preacher couldn't understand why the taxi driver got a much nicer robe and staff since preachers spend thier lives teaching about God so he asked Peter why and he answered, "Up here we only go by results. When you preached, people fell asleep. When the taxi driver drove folks around that big city, they continuously prayed to God."