Lol. You are completely broke RIGHT NOW.
You just don't know it yet. But you will. Soon enough.
BTW, if there was an announcement from say....Russia that gold was to be linked to oil sales, "it" would be a fait accompli near instantaneously.
Oh and another thing, if a barrel of oil were to be indexed to man-labor-hours, it would be something like $200,000 USD a barrel.