I'm looking for a wife

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fantasiafelice

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any takers hehehe

seriously tho, i hate being alone.

:)
 
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Hava91

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you might want to think of a better way to ask lol. or at least put up some kind of bar/ expectations/ likes an dislikes? xDDDD
too funny =)
 
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I like women. I like single women. I like single women who will date me.

Is that how this works??
 
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Hava91

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LOL
if only thats how we could all find our mates lmbo.
aaaah life would be soooo much easier. well that part any way
 
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Give a man a wife and he's happy for a day, teach a man how to find a wife.......oh wait a minute..nevermind. :)
 
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Chrissy77

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Give a man a wife and he's happy for a day, teach a man how to find a wife.......oh wait a minute..nevermind. :)

Watch it... I see this going somewhere sarcastic..lol
 
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Watch it... I see this going somewhere sarcastic..lol
Isn't it always? ;) lol

Actually, the saying is "Give a man a fish and he eats for a day, teach a man how to fish and he eats for life."
 
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Chrissy77

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Isn't it always? ;) lol

Actually, the saying is "Give a man a fish and he eats for a day, teach a man how to fish and he eats for life."

So.... teach a man how to find a wife and he is happy for a lifetime?
 
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So.... teach a man how to find a wife and he is happy for a lifetime?
No I was just trying to be funny, but I guess that old saying about teaching a man to fish isn't as popular as I thought.
 
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Chrissy77

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No I was just trying to be funny, but I guess that old saying about teaching a man to fish isn't as popular as I thought.

So was I but I guess I didn't type it funny enough..(I lost my wink smiley)
 
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Powemm

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something was poured into my spirit about two months ago...
I was outside " bare with me". Ti was at night and I was looking into the same trees as I always do just looking up at tue stars when I saw something I had never seen or known before ... I even rubbed my eyes ...
I saw three trees.... One looked like God sitting on His throne "side profile imagry"
There was a person standing in front of him and another behind that one ... God, man, woman... Both equally looking at God... Both facing towards God... Each persons relationship with God fully connected... The wind blew strongly and the next thing I saw was the man turn around. Towards the woman ... .. The woman saw the reflection of God coming out of Him like a reflection looking in a mirror ... When He looked at Her He saw the reflection of God from Her... I know that sounds crazy, but it suddenly all made sense to me... the characteristics I was looking for in a man all this time were not the characteristics of God... Nor were the characteristics of God coming out from me... I was doing a study on Gods character.... God is always the same, never changes, he is not a man that He should lie, he is more loyal than a brother , He is always there for me, always listens, never condems or criticizes... Etc.. Because I did not know Gods character I settled for whatever " sounded" the best... I wasn't really looking at the character of the man.... that's because I didn't truly know the character , love, and promises of God.. I had no truth about who God is, not could I " most importantly" reflect the characteristics of God out... No wonder my relationships were such a disaster... I was so busy on getting a man, I was no good for a man... I'm so thankful God is showing me what character flaws I have. it feels so good when He wedges the root of them out...
 
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Powemm

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We can not give what we don't get from God first
Before , I wanted to look at the other persons flaws, Now and only by the grace of God , I laugh when I see them and instead of going " hey I don't like that about you" I instead say " but by the grace of God, there go I". I've even come to a place about cracking jokes at my old nature... Keeping The focus on the old mans nature I use to have, instead of offending the other person or anyone else who might be standing around... It gives room and freedom for the other person to see, to hear, and freedom to change instead of putting demands on them according to what I like , instead of who they want to become... Aren't we all shooting for the goal to become more like Christ? I had to get real with God and look at the gigantic beams in my own eye... It was easier pointing someone else's out ...easier pointing out their flaws... In doing so It justified And delayed the very much needed work I needed God to do in my life.. Makes me laugh now with God at the imagery of me standing like that...
Has God prepared me yet ? I won't know until I'm tested in what I'm now learning... Oh that fiery furnace....
 
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Powemm

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Actually Alex, even though you laugh...
it's that kind of courage that changes the world... I think it's pretty cool you did that ...
 
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zaoman32

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This probably one of the best threads I have ever seen...fantastic pick up moves.
 

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I have two questions for you -> Do you cook? What can you cook? :D
 
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Relena7

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Try OKcupid. :p

I know at least a couple people I met from there forever ago, one is married now (I know about this because of facebook), and the other is still in a long term relationship last I heard.
 
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sweetspiritgirl

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lol...this is too funny...:)
 
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adekruif

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I'm looking for a wife too. I'm at the point in my life where I am satisfied with my bachelor experiences and am pleased to announce that I am now accepting wife applications. If you would like more info on how to apply, please send me a PM. Please be aware that it is first come first serve so I suggest getting an application as soon as possible...time WILL run out.














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