I have proof that snowmen are nothing but devious creatures from hell. I would like to bring forth my witness the greedy Professor Hinkle to the stand.
"Sir please tell the court what Mr frosty the snowman did to you."
*sniffles* "I am a magician just trying to bring in a regular income like an other good American. *sniffle* I saved for months to buy a new black silk top hat for my act and and- HE STOLE it from me *points at accused, court gasps*
"Take you time Sir, I know this is a sensitive subject for you"
"My stage magic act on Broadway failed, all I want to do is make enough money to *sniffle* eat"
"See your honor, regardless of Mr Snowman's reputation of a friendly being, he is actually a heartless criminal! Professor Hinkle, what then did he do with your hat?"
"I tried to get it back, it's my property after all, but him and that girl with him foiled my attempts"
"The children that you are referring to is Karen, correct?"
*nods*
"Please continue"
"They ran away. They took my hat and fled to the North Pole. I tried my best to track them down. I had to sell my rabbit to a hunter to get a train ticket" *breaks down crying, court gasps*
"Your honor, jury, look at this man. He is not a greedy man, he loves animals, is responsible, wants to make a honest living. While Mr Snowman, was only thinking about himself! Allowing a young child whom he JUST MET to take a train with him outside the country WITHOUT her parents consent!! All my client asked for was what is his to begin with. Frankly your honor, I am disgusted with the accused. I rest my case"