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1. We are apparently the only gender who ever friendzones the other.
2. We apparently will not take the lead in relationships and ask men out. We must be AGGRESSIVE ladies! Don't you remember the cheer???? Be *clap* aggressive! *clap* Be! Be! Aggressive! *clap* Yeah, yeah, yeah...I know what 1 Peter says, but HEY! Aggressive is the new ladylike, right???
P.S. - Be sure and hold your pinky out in a ladylike manner while carrying your club!
3. We sometimes wear makeup and do our hair.
4. We do not cover up every square inch of flesh.
5. Apparently none of us are "nice" or are ever passed over for someone shinier.
We women must immediately take complete responsibility for every broken male heart/ego, as well as every ill in the world today. C'MON! MAN UP, LADIES!! I mean, we ate that apple, right? Yes, I know Adam was supposed to be the head of the family, but...but..but...Eve probably used a tazer on him and shoved his half into his mouth while he was out cold, you know?
2. We apparently will not take the lead in relationships and ask men out. We must be AGGRESSIVE ladies! Don't you remember the cheer???? Be *clap* aggressive! *clap* Be! Be! Aggressive! *clap* Yeah, yeah, yeah...I know what 1 Peter says, but HEY! Aggressive is the new ladylike, right???
P.S. - Be sure and hold your pinky out in a ladylike manner while carrying your club!
3. We sometimes wear makeup and do our hair.
4. We do not cover up every square inch of flesh.
5. Apparently none of us are "nice" or are ever passed over for someone shinier.
We women must immediately take complete responsibility for every broken male heart/ego, as well as every ill in the world today. C'MON! MAN UP, LADIES!! I mean, we ate that apple, right? Yes, I know Adam was supposed to be the head of the family, but...but..but...Eve probably used a tazer on him and shoved his half into his mouth while he was out cold, you know?