Best One-Liners

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More people love 💕 and care about you than you know.

Anyone else got some more one liners?
 
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Our problem isn’t the absence of love ❤️. It’s the rejection of it.
 

Subhumanoidal

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"Bumper sticker psychology (or spirituality) never works"
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TabinRivCA

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'One with God is a majority' Billy Graham

'If God is your co-pilot, swap seats'
 

Lynx

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Hmm... There is one cow*rker who is always bouncing around spouting one-liners.

One of her favorites is "Don't let other people's attitude affect your altitude."
I haven't SAID it, but I have frequently THOUGHT "I'm trying to not let all your platitudes affect my attitude."

Another of her favorites is "Teamwork makes the dream work!"
One day I replied, "Does that mean if we stop working together, this nightmare will end?"
 

Adstar

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We need to be ready to die today, but be prepared to live a hundred years..
 

mailmandan

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Live everyday as if it were your last because one day you will be right.
 

mailmandan

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God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.
 
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The best gift you can give someone is to free them from your expectations
 

Lynx

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When all is said and done... there's usually a lot more said than done.


I am retired. I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.
 

BruceWayne

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Whenever someone was falling behind, my government teacher would always say, "You've got one foot in the grave, the other on a banana peel and you're slipping fast." lol
 

JustEli

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Its gonna be alright...........................
 

cinder

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Let's see:

God made you to be you, don't you dare change just because you're outnumbered.

The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and left untried.

They got their ______ from their _________ because I kept mine.

I think everyone feels that way sometimes, and by everyone I mean me.

Never explain, your friends don't need it and your enemies won't believe you anyway.



I'm sure there are more, they just aren't right at hand at the moment.
 
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Godsgirl83

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*When you get to your wit's end, You'll find God lives there.

*Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.

*If a church wants a better pastor, It only needs to pray for the one it has.
 
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Don’t chase life. You move too fast. Let it catch up to you.
 
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The hardest thing to do is love someone who doesn’t love him or her self
 
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No one is beyond redemption except the one who won’t receive it.