Derailers Anonymous Resisting Temptation(DART)

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Fenner

Fenner

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I have a cold. It snowed here on Sunday and Monday. SNOW in May???? Hey Al Gore where is my global warming? My kids have colds. The upside, we are getting new furniture today. 10151227102086926.jpg

I derailed my own post. We have an election going on in Pennsylvania now for Governor and local stuff. That picture describes my feelings of election ads.
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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Awww poor Fenner...a cold & snow? Sheesh. Hey congrats on the new furnishings. I am try to sell a bunch of mine on Craig's List. So far 5 spam responses to try & get me to have some sort of live sex...1 woman asking me to hold things for her until the weekend,then offering to pay via paypal & has never responded back...another guy wanting me to hold stuff until the 23rd when he gets paid.:rolleyes: MASSIVE MEGA TURBO EYE ROLL FOLLOWED BY AN EXTREME SIGH*
But hey..the bright side is,you posted with a pic of Godzilla & that makes me smile & makes you AWESOME! xox
 
Fenner

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Sorry I tore, some people on Craigslist are creepy. We needed a new sofa ours is disgusting. In fact since I broke. My ankle my house is disgusting. I was vaccuming the empty living room and I was grossed out. Today is going to be a super throw out day. Goodbye old junk.
 
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MissCris

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1. NOBODY ever sends ME Cheetos...(I hear I was gonna say that, anyway...)
2. Hey...how come nobody DOES ever send me Cheetos?
3. Circus Peanuts make me sick. Just looking at them I feel all...ew and stuff.
4. I missed the party.
5. Wait a minute...the longer I think about this, WHY DOESN'T ANYONE SEND ME CHEETOS?!
6. It's ok, they wouldn't fit in the P.O. box.
7. What IS this place, anyway?


 
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iTOREtheSKY

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Fenner said:
Sorry I tore, some people on Craigslist are creepy. We needed a new sofa ours is disgusting. In fact since I broke. My ankle my house is disgusting. I was vaccuming the empty living room and I was grossed out. Today is going to be a super throw out day. Goodbye old junk.
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I can imagine...I fractured mine once as a kid & had to have a cast,etc... ohhh man that sucked. Trying to do much of anything is a chore & yes,C.L. peeps are very creepy. I suppose some might say I'd fit in on there.:rolleyes:
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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MissCris said:
1. NOBODY ever sends ME Cheetos...(I hear I was gonna say that, anyway...)
2. Hey...how come nobody DOES ever send me Cheetos?
3. Circus Peanuts make me sick. Just looking at them I feel all...ew and stuff.
4. I missed the party.
5. Wait a minute...the longer I think about this, WHY DOESN'T ANYONE SEND ME CHEETOS?!
6. It's ok, they wouldn't fit in the P.O. box.
7. What IS this place, anyway?
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1.) Nobody ever sends me Cheetos either,join the group.
2.) Hey,because no one has your address & Hey,because you never asked!
3.) Circus Peanuts are like little orange poops from satan.
4.) Yes,you did. But we'll have another one again soon,I'm sure.
5.) The longer you think about it,you soon realize..duh..refer to response #2. silly girl.
6.) Sure they would. You are forgetting about the little snack-size bags that come in those multi-packs they sell for children's lunch boxes. Viva La childhood obesity!
7.) This is where souls come to die & be forever embraced by the warm embrace of Shour's magical forehead kisses.
Any other questions?
 
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Jullianna

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Shouryu said:
Wait, they pay taxes in Canada? I thought Canada was wonderful land of moose, maple syrup, back bacon, and tax-free stand up comedy! Why did you have to shatter my delusions?!

Speaking of peanuts, I am now craving circus peanuts. It may have to do with the bag of marshmallows that I chucked in Arwen's direction earlier. Lord knows the last thing I need to do is eat a bunch of peanut-shaped, orange-flavored, slightly stale marshmallows right before bed. Look what you people have done to me!
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iTOREtheSKY said:
Those things are beyond gross.LOL *passes Shour the Ben n Jerrys*
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DuchessAimee said:
We sell those at work. Eww.



And yes, I work at a circus.
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Those things are N-A-S-T-Y!!!!!!!!!!
*schedules a candy intervention for Shouryu for when she gets back*
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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***cries***:( Missing you so much (and your gummy bears) *Still picking the lint off the ones you dropped on the floor last night for me...sheesh woman,ever hear of a Swiffer?* lol
 
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christiancollegegirl

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Jajajaja!!! You guys are too funny!!! What a great way to start the first day of vacation. :) :) :) :) :) :) Love y'all!!!!!!
 
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Chrissy77

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iTOREtheSKY said:
Dearest Peanut, I'm pretty sure I know where to find all those items...although I may have to make a stop at the Dollar Tree to pick up some more No.2's,as I am sure you will keep me busy taking notes. *shrugs* Small price to pay to keep such wonderful company. P.S. if Shour promises to behave himself can he sit in the corner with his Gameboy & bag of pork rinds?
Forever, iTtS
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Dear I tore,

I am willing to make whatever sacrifice that I must make to make this meeting most productive. Please ask Shour to bring along extra pork rinds. My drink of taste is a strawberry daiquiri non alcoholic. Please inform us of your likes or desires prior to said meeting.

Sincerely yours,
PG
 
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Chrissy77

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In response to SeatBelt asking what kind of chair we have mine is a black computer chair that cost me a hundred dollars.
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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Chrissy77 said:
Dear I tore,

I am willing to make whatever sacrifice that I must make to make this meeting most productive. Please ask Shour to bring along extra pork rinds. My drink of taste is a strawberry daiquiri non alcoholic. Please inform us of your likes or desires prior to said meeting.

Sincerely yours,
PG
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Dear PG, I will inform Mr. Shour of said request for extra pork rinds & strawberry non-A beverages for you as well. I am very easy going (despite many CC rumors) and don't require much to be content. I do enjoy a spirit now & then,tequila,rum or vodka..not unto drunkeness,but I enjoy the taste & aroma. Now if this is a stumbling block to the PG,of course I would refrain from having said drink in the presence of. Maybe some nice tortilla chips & salsa would be pleasant at said meeting. Let's play it by ear.
Sincerely Yours,
iTtS
 
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MissCris

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I have a squishy black armchair. It's in the corner. Because I belong in the corner.

...actually, this is just the best vantage point from which to watch the watchable whatness that must be watched.
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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MissCris said:
I have a squishy black armchair. It's in the corner. Because I belong in the corner.

...actually, this is just the best vantage point from which to watch the watchable whatness that must be watched.
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WHAT? lol (this must be code for yer' little ankle biters.) :)
 
DuchessAimee

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I just had an energy drink!! Woohoo! It tasted like a cherry slushie!
 
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dyingeveryday

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I have a Mt. Dew Kick here. I'm trying for the first time. Juice and caffeine! Sounds lovely.
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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Cranberry Juice here...gotta keep those kidneys clean. LOL
 
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Chrissy77

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iTOREtheSKY said:
Dear PG, I will inform Mr. Shour of said request for extra pork rinds & strawberry non-A beverages for you as well. I am very easy going (despite many CC rumors) and don't require much to be content. I do enjoy a spirit now & then,tequila,rum or vodka..not unto drunkeness,but I enjoy the taste & aroma. Now if this is a stumbling block to the PG,of course I would refrain from having said drink in the presence of. Maybe some nice tortilla chips & salsa would be pleasant at said meeting. Let's play it by ear.
Sincerely Yours,
iTtS
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Dearest I tore,

I am astounded at your desire to take part in the devils medicine!! I am appalled!! Flabergasted!!! Shocked!!! If said spirits are consumed at our business meeting I would have to withdraw from any further association between our two persons. Since I have up most respect for your person I will move forward with said plans and trust your word in regarding your abstinence from all things fun.( lol laughing st self) Thank you for your continual cooperation in this endeavor.

Yours truly,
PG or G as the need arises
 
DuchessAimee

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iTOREtheSKY said:
Dear PG, I will inform Mr. Shour of said request for extra pork rinds & strawberry non-A beverages for you as well. I am very easy going (despite many CC rumors) and don't require much to be content. I do enjoy a spirit now & then,tequila,rum or vodka..not unto drunkeness,but I enjoy the taste & aroma. Now if this is a stumbling block to the PG,of course I would refrain from having said drink in the presence of. Maybe some nice tortilla chips & salsa would be pleasant at said meeting. Let's play it by ear.
Sincerely Yours,
iTtS
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Chips and salsa?! Can I come? I'll make the salsa from scratch! I'll make different kinds! Please? I'm all cute and stuff and I'll sit quietly in the corner (probably) eating said chips and salsa.
 
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