Don't eat yellow snow - life lessons and other things.

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LightBright

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That’s a part of Florida that rightfully belongs to Alabama both culturally and geographically😁.

I’m just kidding🤗.

Sort of. 😄
Does it involve oranges?
 

seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
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#84

Sonflower

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#86
So obviously, the most important question here is...

Who owns Disney World?

Florida, or Alabama? :eek:
I think the question is...who makes money from the panhandle of FL and Disney?

Florida. It's all Florida's.
 

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
Aug 13, 2014
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#87
The Florida panhandle also absorbs most of the hurricane fury. I say Alabama should keep its mouth shut.
 
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Jennie-Mae

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#88
The Florida panhandle also absorbs most of the hurricane fury. I say Alabama should keep its mouth shut.
Ain’t nobody gonna shut Alabama’s mouth. We’ve got so lengthy vowels that a Tennessean will be out of breath before he’s on the second syllable😊.
 

Dino246

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#89
I know some states are poorer than others, but I didn't know that Florida had been reduced to panhandling.
 

p_rehbein

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#92
If at first you don't succeed, forget about it...........no sense being all OCD and whatnot
 
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Jennie-Mae

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#94
#36,456: Don’t let a carrot make the calls.
 

Oncefallen

Idiot in Chief
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2. Don't whiz on the electric fence.

(Thank you, Ren and Stimpy... and to anyone who is old enough to understand this reference.)

Some people are old enough to not need Ren and Stimpy as a reference to know you don't whiz on an electric fence.
 

Oncefallen

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#97
Have you ever heard of a water moccasin? Same snake, different name. Where I grew up is crawling with them. Extremely poisonous.
At least (for those of you in the South) a Cottonmouth has to be able to chew on you to inject it's poison.
Those of us in the west don't have that luxury with rattlers all they need is a single strike in which case you can end up with a problem before you even realized the durn snake was there.
 

Sonflower

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At least (for those of you in the South) a Cottonmouth has to be able to chew on you to inject it's poison.
Those of us in the west don't have that luxury with rattlers all they need is a single strike in which case you can end up with a problem before you even realized the durn snake was there.
Rattlers ain't nothing to mess with.
 

Sonflower

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#167

Don't apply mascara in the car unless you enjoy gambling. There is a equal chance you'll look fabulous or like a football player cutting down on the glare with the black stripe thingies. Complete toss up.