What Makes A Persons Dateable/Non Dateable???
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A woman is dateable if she doesn't resent you for 'pretending' that you ate the last of the ice cream and then making her wait for 15 mins thinking there's none to be had,until you sneak back to the freezer & pull out a brand new pint LIKE A BOSS,and she laughs about it.
A woman is non dateable if she immediately gouges your eyes out with your own spoon when she thinks you ate the last of the ice cream before you can go through with said prank above.
A woman is non dateable if she immediately gouges your eyes out with your own spoon when she thinks you ate the last of the ice cream before you can go through with said prank above.
Quick update:
Found a church where the Pastor is someone I can trust and be accountable to.
I said I wasn't going to come back here, but some people here need me to be here, and I need them.
Anyway:
Undateable: If they're not dateable
Dateable: First, they must be a Christian. Second, I look at their face and feel happy. I keep looking at their face and feel happy about the thought of talking to them. When I see their face they remind me of what makes me happy. And I want to be in a relationship with them so that I can keep feeling that happiness that I felt when I first saw their face.
Found a church where the Pastor is someone I can trust and be accountable to.
I said I wasn't going to come back here, but some people here need me to be here, and I need them.
Anyway:
Undateable: If they're not dateable
Dateable: First, they must be a Christian. Second, I look at their face and feel happy. I keep looking at their face and feel happy about the thought of talking to them. When I see their face they remind me of what makes me happy. And I want to be in a relationship with them so that I can keep feeling that happiness that I felt when I first saw their face.
I know a woman is dateable when............... I look into her eyes and get lost in them.
I know a woman is undateable when............ I look into her eyes and realize they are made of glass because she's blind (I have nothing against blind women, but if she can't see my hotness, then what's the point of dating her?).
I know a woman is undateable when............ I look into her eyes and realize they are made of glass because she's blind (I have nothing against blind women, but if she can't see my hotness, then what's the point of dating her?).
This makes me wonder how the end of our first date will actually go 
I think i'll be practicing my punches and kicks, just in case?
OR i'll just put my brother on speed dial, and ring him up at the first signs of "trouble" he IS scary, you know.
OR i'll just bring my bag of goodies full of chocolate!!! (yup a bag of chocolate solves EVERYTHING involving a date with Descyple )
OR ....TEEHEE!!! (a Lady never tells?)
I think i'll be practicing my punches and kicks, just in case?
OR i'll just put my brother on speed dial, and ring him up at the first signs of "trouble"
he IS scary, you know.OR i'll just bring my bag of goodies
full of chocolate!!! (yup a bag of chocolate solves EVERYTHING involving a date with Descyple )OR ....TEEHEE!!!
(a Lady never tells?)
I don't know why girls reject you, Descyple as far as i know, your utter craziness can make people disoriented, if not unconscious - after having a severe laughing fit lack of oxygen in the brain can mess with decision making, therefore making the choice of rejecting you slightly improbable? XD
As for ending up in the hospital after being rejected, well.....i do work at a hospital maybe you were being brought closer to me after all? if you dated and were rejected by a Filipina and sent to a hospital here much earlier, maybe i could've been the one treating your wounded heart (and broken bones? XD) i may or may not be laughing while i'm at it, too!!! (that's 'coz you'd surely look really cute, not just really funny XD).
as far as i know, your utter craziness can make people disoriented, if not unconscious - after having a severe laughing fit lack of oxygen in the brain can mess with decision making, therefore making the choice of rejecting you slightly improbable? XDAs for ending up in the hospital after being rejected, well.....i do work at a hospital
maybe you were being brought closer to me after all? if you dated and were rejected by a Filipina and sent to a hospital here much earlier, maybe i could've been the one treating your wounded heart (and broken bones? XD) i may or may not be laughing while i'm at it, too!!! (that's 'coz you'd surely look really cute, not just really funny XD).
I don't know why girls reject you, Descyple as far as i know, your utter craziness can make people disoriented, if not unconscious - after having a severe laughing fit lack of oxygen in the brain can mess with decision making, therefore making the choice of rejecting you slightly improbable? XD
As for ending up in the hospital after being rejected, well.....i do work at a hospital maybe you were being brought closer to me after all? if you dated and were rejected by a Filipina and sent to a hospital here much earlier, maybe i could've been the one treating your wounded heart (and broken bones? XD) i may or may not be laughing while i'm at it, too!!! (that's 'coz you'd surely look really cute, not just really funny XD).
as far as i know, your utter craziness can make people disoriented, if not unconscious - after having a severe laughing fit lack of oxygen in the brain can mess with decision making, therefore making the choice of rejecting you slightly improbable? XDAs for ending up in the hospital after being rejected, well.....i do work at a hospital
maybe you were being brought closer to me after all? if you dated and were rejected by a Filipina and sent to a hospital here much earlier, maybe i could've been the one treating your wounded heart (and broken bones? XD) i may or may not be laughing while i'm at it, too!!! (that's 'coz you'd surely look really cute, not just really funny XD).
Say that three times fast, if that's not too much trouble for you, IloveGod, and you can marry descype. I think, tongue-twister achievement is something he treasures, finds extremely dateable. OK, let's not lie, if he's willing to marry you, you're way past being dateable .
*green looks around for azureHisfire, cuz he knows that feisty girl could level him for a comment like that right now
Tut, tut, tho, milady. Please, remember, jealousy is not of God and is a many unsplendorous thing
*green looks around for azureHisfire, cuz he knows that feisty girl could level him for a comment like that right now
Tut, tut, tho, milady. Please, remember, jealousy is not of God and is a many unsplendorous thing
i've been rid of that monster for a very long time (and i drop-kick him out of my system even if he so much as shows even an itty bit of the hair on his head XD all by Papa GOD's grace!!! ).Yup, i know my Crazy Heavenly Beau is quite a catch, and his charm is quite infectious
but i don't have him under lock and key (even though i always kid about having a whip on the ready. I don't, 'coz i still have to buy one? ).But i prefer a love that Papa GOD blesses sweetly with joy, peace, grace, and freedom
founded strongly and securely in HIM. Perfect love casts out all fear (1 John 4:18)