Derailers Anonymous Resisting Temptation(DART)

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iTOREtheSKY

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I could really go for some fig newtons right now! Does anyone remember the fig newtons commercial where the little boy is in bed & eating fig newtons...his mom walks in & say "billy yer' not supposed to be eating cookies in bed" to which he replys in an english accent."but they're not cookies mommy,they're newtons" ???? lol I was looking all over YouTube for that commercial but no one's ever posted it.
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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time to go look at Jilly's "about me" page...oh wait..is that gonna earn me "stalker" status now? lol :rolleyes:
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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Oh man..that was a lot of "pink"....my eyes my eyes. LOL
 
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SeatBelt

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MissCris said:
Somebody keeps adding random structures to my yard.

Hey, anybody have any Hershey's syrup?
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<Extends arm with Hershey's> I can only reach so far... and I refuse to meet you half way for fear we end up in Kansas.
 
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GRA

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MissCris said:
You know...there WERE an awful lot of super strange conversations going on around me that day...starting from about the point where they started stabbing me with needles...man, maybe I didn't even HAVE A BABY and this is all just a really long hallucination...
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That only happens on TV.






Do you remember seeing any commercials?



No?



Sorry --- it was real... :p



:)



( Yes - sometimes, I have rather strange humor... :eek: ... ... ... I should fit right in around here!!! :cool: )
 
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Shouryu

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iTOREtheSKY said:
I had to go with a friend of mine to get his shots to go overseas because he was so nervous. He had to get one right in the butt too.
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Note the date and time for the record, please: May 20, 2013, roughtly 1 pm MDT. Tore uses the word "butt" instead of "buns."

*smirk*
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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oh wow...dude..lol yer' right! hahahahaha
 
DuchessAimee

DuchessAimee

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MissCris said:
Somebody keeps adding random structures to my yard.

Hey, anybody have any Hershey's syrup?
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Yes I do! Dark chocolate, actually. And as Lilly's mother you should know that I'm going to teach her to say this...


[video=youtube_share;4A6Bu96ALOw]http://youtu.be/4A6Bu96ALOw[/video]
 
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MissCris

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"GO DRIVE!"

Bahaha!

My son already demands that I turn on the radio as soon as we get in the car :/
 
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Ciscokid

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Your son DEMANDS???? Then you have really messed up some where my sister.
 
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MissCris

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*Hangs head in shame....my TWO YEAR OLD is acting like a TWO YEAR OLD...oh no, oh sorrow, he DEMANDS MUSIC IN THE CAR....woe is meeeeeeee....

Ahem. Sorry. Yes, when we get in the car (which is not very often, so he gets pretty excited over it) he says, "Radio? More radio? MORE RADIO?" until I turn it on.

When he's NOT freaking out, he says please, thank you, and I love you Mama. So...meh, I'm not too worried about the one thing he DEMANDS.
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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MissCris said:
*Hangs head in shame....my TWO YEAR OLD is acting like a TWO YEAR OLD...oh no, oh sorrow, he DEMANDS MUSIC IN THE CAR....woe is meeeeeeee....

Ahem. Sorry. Yes, when we get in the car (which is not very often, so he gets pretty excited over it) he says, "Radio? More radio? MORE RADIO?" until I turn it on.

When he's NOT freaking out, he says please, thank you, and I love you Mama. So...meh, I'm not too worried about the one thing he DEMANDS.
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2 words. Unfit Mom.









........laffin my buns off if you think for one minute I see you as such. LOL
 
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MissCris

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This is my OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT that I will, from now on, SHARE the Cheetos.

It hurts, but honestly, all those Cheetos were making me fat anyway.

...so, this is more for me than for you guys?

Man, I really messed that up. But HEY, have some Cheetos...!
 
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