Christmas Stalkings!!!

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Descyple

Descyple

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If you were given the wonderful Christmas gift of being able to "stalk" someone from here on CC, who would it be and why?


Here is a list of some CC members I would stalk over the holiday season:

1. SeoulSearch - Why? Because one year she sent me delicious chocolate malt balls for Christmas, but she hasn't sent me a single one since. SeoulSearch, what the heck??? I'm starving over here!!!

2. Tinin - Why? Because I don't believe he is actually 6'5". I believe he is actually as short as a 3'2" Christmas elf, and that he just poses as 6'5" on CC to enable his alter ego to exist!!! Don't be ashamed of your short height, Tintin, God loves all of us equally, no matter what our height is!!!

3. Arwen - Why? Because I don't believe she is actually Canadian. I think she is an American whom you all asked to pretend to be Canadian just so I won't feel like an outcast on this site. Thanks for the sentiment Arwen, but you can drop the "Canadian Charade" now, the jig is up!!!

4. iTOREtheSKy - Why? Because I want to see if he actually "laughs his buns off" when he reads something funny here, or if it's just a figure of speech. Don't act like I'm the only one curious to find out!!!

5. Jilly81 and AzureAfire - Why? So I could eat a big bowl of ice cream in front of them and not share any of it with them (oh, that would be so sweet!!!). In fact, I'll make sure I'm eating from a huge tub of Ben & Jerry's ice cream and devour it with a spatula instead of a spoon, just to be spiteful!!!

6. Jullianna - Why? Because I want to see what kind of violence she inflicts on people during the holiday season as opposed to the rest of the year. Hey Jullianna, try decafe!!!

7. Grace-Like-Rain - Why? So she could see my "impressive hat" in person!!!

8. Dliz - Why? So I could steal all her Christmas chocolates. Why else???

9. NodMyHeadLikeYeah - Why? Because she is so cool. That is all.
 
maxwel

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I'd love to stalk people...

but seriously, who has that kind of time?

: )
 
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MissCris

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Totally stalkable people include, but are not limited to:

Pipp- because she's got cupcakes.
DuchessAimee- because she's got sarcasm.
lil_christian- because she'll share coffee.
rachelsedge- because I think she's secretly a ninja.
 
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Shouryu

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We were supposed to wait until we were given "the...gift of being able to"...?

Oh.










Oops.
 
Descyple

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Shouryu said:
We were supposed to wait until we were given "the...gift of being able to"...?

Oh.










Oops.
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Looks like Shouryu opened his "stalking" gift early.

Bad boy!!!
 
Descyple

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maxwel said:
I'd love to stalk people...

but seriously, who has that kind of time?

: )
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Maxwel, if you care enough about someone to stalk, you'll find the time!!!

Creepiness always finds a way!!!
 
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Ugly

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I would stalk and kidnap iTore, Zman, Servant and Post. Then i'd throw a metal party with IBC root beer on tap.
Ooor...
Rachelsedge - just to creep her out.
Pipp - No. She takes too many pictures and i don't like my picture taken.
Grace and Catlynn - Cause they're both in Tx and i could kill two birds with one stalk.. err...
Cristen - To see if her cooking is as bad as she claims.
Jullianna - So i can see a girlie girl kick some dudes butt.
 
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Jullianna

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pssssh...I have been stalking all of you for years. Haven't you noticed Dr. Pepper, cupcakes, Cheetos and other assorted munchables missing?

I did have to reorganize some of your canned goods. The labels were not facing the right way. Slackers.
 
maxwel

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Jullianna said:
pssssh...I have been stalking all of you for years. Haven't you noticed Dr. Pepper, cupcakes, Cheetos and other assorted munchables missing?

I did have to reorganize some of your canned goods. The labels were not facing the right way. Slackers.
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Awww... and I thought you didn't care.

: )
 
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ServantStrike

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Jullianna said:
pssssh...I have been stalking all of you for years. Haven't you noticed Dr. Pepper, cupcakes, Cheetos and other assorted munchables missing?

I did have to reorganize some of your canned goods. The labels were not facing the right way. Slackers.
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Now that you mention it, I am missing some olives...
 
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MissCris

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Jullianna said:
pssssh...I have been stalking all of you for years. Haven't you noticed Dr. Pepper, cupcakes, Cheetos and other assorted munchables missing?

I did have to reorganize some of your canned goods. The labels were not facing the right way. Slackers.
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That was YOU that took my Cheetos?!
...thanks for organizing my cupboard, much easier to find the Spaghettios now.
 
Descyple

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Jullianna said:
pssssh...I have been stalking all of you for years. Haven't you noticed Dr. Pepper, cupcakes, Cheetos and other assorted munchables missing?

I did have to reorganize some of your canned goods. The labels were not facing the right way. Slackers.
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She programmed my cable to only show police shows like "COPS", "CHIPS" and "Miami Vice"

Please undo what you've done, Jullianna. I want my TV back!!!
 
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Ugly

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Jullianna said:
pssssh...I have been stalking all of you for years. Haven't you noticed Dr. Pepper, cupcakes, Cheetos and other assorted munchables missing?

I did have to reorganize some of your canned goods. The labels were not facing the right way. Slackers.
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I knew you were, that's why i made a point to screw up all the labels.
 
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Jullianna

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ServantStrike said:
Now that you mention it, I am missing some olives...
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I had those with the leftover pizza in maxwel's frig.

Descyple, If you don't like those, you still have HGTV and the Hallmark Channel. What can I say? I love those Christmas movies *sniffle*
 
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Jullianna

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MissCris said:
That was YOU that took my Cheetos?!
...thanks for organizing my cupboard, much easier to find the Spaghettios now.
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Btw....you need to stock up on celery. Oh...and I like peanut butter with mine. *burp*
 
alexis

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This seems to imply that the form of flattery known as stalking is in some way negative....

------ slowly backs out of Pipp's kitchen-----
 
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Jullianna

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Ugly said:
I knew you were, that's why i made a point to screw up all the labels.
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This is why I love you. You know how to feed my OCDism.

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Descyple

Descyple

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alexis said:
This seems to imply that the form of flattery known as stalking is in some way negative....

------ slowly backs out of Pipp's kitchen-----
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I want to stalk Alexis, because I don't believe Christians her age are actually as spiritually strong as she appears to be.

I haven't seen someone that young and biblically minded since Timothy from the New Testament era (yes, I've been alive for that long!!!).
 
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