I just don't understand...

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I don't understand why people are surprised that they have health problems after smoking for most of their lives. Really? I think they worked hard for their health issues.
 
I just don't understand why Jello looks so good, but feels so gross in my mouth.

I just don't understand why the lady at the Burger King drive through tells me i'm hot. Awwwkwaard

I just don't understand why that coat in Macys is 500 dollars. It clearly wants to go home with me. Sorry coat :(

I just don't understand why fast food takes so long.
 
I don't understand why I don't understand the things I don't understand
 
I don't understand why mosquitoes always go for me, even though other people probably taste better.
 
Tintin said:
I don't understand why mosquitoes always go for me, even though other people probably taste better.
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Mosquitoes are the most annoying animal on Earth! I got hundreds of Mosquito bites while in the Philippines! Curse them all!
 
I just don't understand how people can walk so confidently on the snowy sidewalks, and also once they get inside. I'm behind walking all weird and careful because I'm certain I'll fall if I walk like normal.
 
I don't understand why the food in the fridge always disappears so fast... Even right after we shop!!! There's no way my family eats that fast... :confused: :p
 
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Relena7 said:
I don't understand how someone could hate cats.*
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People hate cats because they ARE NOT ON YOUR TEAM!

Dogs are like little hairy cheerleaders... they love EVERYTHING you do!
No matter what you're doing, a dog thinks it's THE BEST IDEA EVER!!!
If you were wrestling a raging rhinoceros, a dog would hide under a table and shout,
"YOU CAN DO IT!!!"

Not so with cats.

Cats are NOT on your team.

A cat is it's own team... a team of ONE.

It's a superior team... an elitist team... a team YOU can never join.

The cat knows you can never be on it's team,
and when you turn around...
it sends little text messages to it's friends...
mocking you.

: )
 
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