I don't understand how someone could hate cats.*
People hate cats because they ARE NOT ON YOUR TEAM!
Dogs are like little hairy cheerleaders... they love EVERYTHING you do!
No matter what you're doing, a dog thinks it's THE BEST IDEA EVER!!!
If you were wrestling a raging rhinoceros, a dog would hide under a table and shout,
"YOU CAN DO IT!!!"
Not so with cats.
Cats are NOT on your team.
A cat is it's own team... a team of ONE.
It's a superior team... an elitist team... a team YOU can never join.
The cat knows you can never be on it's team,
and when you turn around...
it sends little text messages to it's friends...
mocking you.
: )