So who wants to marry me like right now?

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wisebeardman

wisebeardman

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So who wants to marry me like right now?

Course female only.

Sorry guys but I am not princess.

I think she is in some other castle.

So ladies

who wants to marry me like right now.

and if you call right now. I will toss in this used dime I found for FREE

also everyone has went wonko.

ktnxbye
 
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GreenNnice

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wisebeardman said:
So who wants to marry me like right now?

Course female only.

Sorry guys but I am not princess.

I think she is in some other castle.

So ladies

who wants to marry me like right now.

and if you call right now. I will toss in this used dime I found for FREE

also everyone has went wonko.

ktnxbye
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I thought.....

"princess" was going to be followed by a reference to ServantStrike :D

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OK, that's all. except to say, you just keep on a-prayin' wisebeardedone, maybe, not now, maybe, not never, but, maybe, just, maybe, God will find you a girl, just, maybe, someday, that's yours forever :)

The Lord leads. "...you follow Me.' John 21:22
 
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wisebeardman said:
and if you call right now. I will toss in this used dime I found for FREE
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Absolutely.

Completely.

LOST IT.

When I got to this line.


Ow. Best ab workout evar.
 
Chainhand

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I know the girl for you...

She goes by "Arnold"...
 
Pipp

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Some reason this thread is reminding me very much of the first scene of 7 brides for 7 brothers....... O__O
 
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Romi

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I love that movie!!
 
Pipp

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wisebeardman said:
what?.....
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Its a very old musical about 7 brothers trying to find wives.... in the first scene the oldest brother goes to town to trade in his furs for things he needs and also to find him a wife to take back home....

best
musical
ever
 
wisebeardman

wisebeardman

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Pipp said:
Its a very old musical about 7 brothers trying to find wives.... in the first scene the oldest brother goes to town to trade in his furs for things he needs and also to find him a wife to take back home....

best
musical
ever
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he should have just got on the internet and got a MAIL ORDER BRIDE

hardy harr harr harr
 
Pipp

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please, pleaseeeeee... if you count me as any kind of a friend... listen to the whole song....

[video=youtube_share;N7OJs10y5t0]http://youtu.be/N7OJs10y5t0[/video]
 
wisebeardman

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....... You are aware some people have extremely crappy internet and can not watch any video online.
 
Praus

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Pipp said:
Its a very old musical about 7 brothers trying to find wives.... in the first scene the oldest brother goes to town to trade in his furs for things he needs and also to find him a wife to take back home....
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11 fully tanned skunk furs = 1 wife

Pipp said:
best
musical
ever
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I'm going to look on YouTube, thanks....
 
alexis

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I so love musicals.... There are so many I think are absolutely amazing!!

Wisebeardman I hope soon you find that perfect girl to accept this proposule!
When you are married will she be wisebeardwoman? If so, I'm kinda sorry for her and you too...
but hey maybe there is tons of love when your beards knot
 
Pipp

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alexis said:
I so love musicals.... There are so many I think are absolutely amazing!!

Wisebeardman I hope soon you find that perfect girl to accept this proposule!
When you are married will she be wisebeardwoman? If so, I'm kinda sorry for her and you too...
but hey maybe there is tons of love when your beards knot
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this made me literally LOL
 
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