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The is what Noah's sons were doing on the Ark just moments before the first rainbow was formed!!!
 
If I threw up everything I ate this past year I still couldn't pull it off... better yet I couldn't pull it on....

You saw the cole slaw toilet every day of the year?


You need to call a plumber! Always keep a snake in the house... but not a pet snake, those don't fix clogged drains.

Something like this

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It's okay though, I don't have the figure for it either. I shouldn't even be called princess, it's false advertising.
 
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Just when you thought it was safe to go to the dentist..................

Introducing Black and Decker's first high-powered high-octane tartar remover.

After just one visit, you'll never need (or want) to go to the dentist again!!!
 
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Introducing Sony's new Noise-Cancelling Ear Buds just for men!!!

Specifically designed to block out high-pitched screeching and nagging that emanates from female vocal chords.
 

Oh my goodness, I've never won anything before. I don't have a speech prepared, but I'll try to wing it..................

I'd like to thank all the women in my life that have screamed at me without seeming to care that I don't have indestructible ear drums. Without you all, my award-winning post would have been impossible.

This award belongs just as much to you as it does to me!!!
 
Am I the only one who does not find the previous few posts amusing? *_* Pointed degradation of the opposite gender is not cool. It's petty. All of the gender castigating is one of CC's least appealing features by far.
Guys and gals are both wonderful creatures formed by God. Let's act like it!
 
Am I the only one who does not find the previous few posts amusing? *_* Pointed degradation of the opposite gender is not cool. It's petty. All of the gender castigating is one of CC's least appealing features by far.
Guys and gals are both wonderful creatures formed by God. Let's act like it!

Greetings EliBeth.

I can understand and respect your sensitivity to my kind of humor (it's not for everyone). However I personally do not believe my jokes are "degrading" to women in the slightest, so unless I'm told by a CC moderator that my humor is inappropriate, then I will continue. And it seems some women here liked the last couple of jokes (i.e. Rachel20).

But I do take your point seriously and will keep it in mind for future posts.
 
lol these fellers are harmless. Its all in good fun. WE girls get to pick on them sometimes too :)