Jack Bauer vs Richard Simmons. Who wins?

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Who wins in a battle of genius minds scenario between Richard Simmons and Jack Bauer

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1still_waters

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In a battle of genius minds scenario between Jack Bauer and Richard Simmons, who will win?
This is a poll

Give evidence and reasoning below for your choice.
 
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1still_waters

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I'm going with Richard.
He's lean, mean, fit, and quick.
He can sweat to the oldies all over Jack.

Jack is severely aged.
He can't keep up.
 
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Shouryu

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Jack Bauer.

If he's good enough to get a recommendation from Dwight Schrute, he's good enough for me.
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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Jack wins only because he can take a beating,nearly die & even if he's drugged out or gimpy & will still kill you!
Plus Jack has that cool smokers voice.

bauer2.jpg

Richard falls to pieces & cries if someone who's fat tells them that they were picked on for being fat as a kid.
It's like..Man up Richard! We all have our demons.
One awesome thing going for Richard is that he does have an awesome headband collection.

richard simmons-party.jpg
 
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EliBeth

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Jack Bauer by FAR!!
Kiefer Sutherland is crazy handsome. Has the most amazing voice. Is rivetingly convincing in his acting. He has character but has the guts to do a small evil for the greater good- like killing Shapell in the show 24.
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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EliBeth said:
Jack Bauer by FAR!!
Kiefer Sutherland is crazy handsome. Has the most amazing voice. Is rivetingly convincing in his acting. He has character but has the guts to do a small evil for the greater good- like killing Shapell in the show 24.
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So you voted for Richard Simmons I assume??? :plaffin' my buns off:p
 
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EliBeth

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Ha... No. I did not vote for Richard Simmons.
24 is one of the best shows EVER. Just sayin.
 
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NewEagle

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Richard Simmons - 'Cos he's a real person.

Bauer is a fictional character! Bwahahahahha.....
 
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MidniteWelder

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I dunno, some people are scared of clowns or spiders
But....I'm kinda scared of Richard Simmons.
I dunno why because I never even met him...
...but for some reason I wouldn't want him attending my birthday party.
Maybe its the shorts.
So I'd have to say Richard Simmons is the genius but an evil genius for having affected me in this way having never even met the man before.
 
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persNickety

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Chuck Norris.
 
Nautilus

Nautilus

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for someone that built a career on fitness videos richard simmons is not someone I ever looked at as a physical role model...

Jack Bauer though saved the president...
 
Pipp

Pipp

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Sep 17, 2013
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Georgia
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Richard Simmons brain has shorted out due to excessive sweating so he loses.
 
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Shouryu

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iTOREtheSKY said:
So you voted for Richard Simmons I assume??? :plaffin' my buns off:p
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Since this thread is about Richard Simmons...shouldn't you be Sweatin' Your Buns Off...To the Oldies?

*smirk*
 
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Jullianna

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Jack. Because he would never appear on CNN wearing a sequined black tube top.

[video=youtube;v6sAJUrHWfM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6sAJUrHWfM[/video]

The Santa interrogation is better, but it had a bad word in it...
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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Shouryu said:
Since this thread is about Richard Simmons...shouldn't you be Sweatin' Your Buns Off...To the Oldies?

*smirk*
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Are you trying to say that I'm fat?

*books appointment on Ellen to discuss my inner pain caused by fellow CC'ers*

LOLz
 
Misty77

Misty77

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Aug 30, 2013
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iTOREtheSKY said:
Are you trying to say that I'm fat?

*books appointment on Ellen to discuss my inner pain caused by fellow CC'ers*

LOLz
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Great. Now the thread is going to take a decidedly anti-Lez turn.

[or maybe I'm just paranoid from wandering into the Bible Discussion Forum again]
 
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