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*ducks and gasps for air*
Woman, you do NOT wave a loaded gun around like that, unless you are prepared to deal with the consequences! What if that thing had gone off and hit me square in the chest right now? We'd both be in a lot of trouble, that's what. Holster that thing until it's time for business!
Woman, you do NOT wave a loaded gun around like that, unless you are prepared to deal with the consequences! What if that thing had gone off and hit me square in the chest right now? We'd both be in a lot of trouble, that's what. Holster that thing until it's time for business!
So...like just to prove I'm not making this up...I actually use & am almost out of my Udderly Smooth hand cream. I actually only recently discovered this. A friend of mine suggested it,'cause she knows I hate hand cream & I always complain that it takes forever to absorb into my skin & it feels greasy or slimy & I hate that! This stuff is great 'cause it just absorbs into my skin & within like seconds it drys,which is nice...then I can touch things & not feel like I'm getting them all gross with hand cream residue. 
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Did you get your Jake at McDonalds? They have Adventure time toys there right now.
1. if some female actually asked me, I would auto assume its some "lets string him along so we can crush him" prank and thus would not believe a word she says.
2. in early life I had a 0% success rate with women, so in all honesty I doubt I missed anything. if women hated me 16 years ago they will hate me today. so why bother.
2. in early life I had a 0% success rate with women, so in all honesty I doubt I missed anything. if women hated me 16 years ago they will hate me today. so why bother.
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Nope...I actually bought my Jake (yes you read that correctly.."bought") on eBay a few years ago.
I haven't been to a McDonald's in...wow...like a long long time. I the last time I was there it must have been back when I was married,I think I begged my ex to make a U-Turn because I noticed the sign out front said "We now are serving Shamrock Shakes!" Those are like my complete & total weakness as far as nearly any sort of ice cream type junk food. I used to get so upset that they only sold them in March. lol
I haven't been to a McDonald's in...wow...like a long long time. I the last time I was there it must have been back when I was married,I think I begged my ex to make a U-Turn because I noticed the sign out front said "We now are serving Shamrock Shakes!" Those are like my complete & total weakness as far as nearly any sort of ice cream type junk food. I used to get so upset that they only sold them in March. lol
Another thing - Math really can come in handy.
I just thought that when you exercise 10 minutes a day, every day, that's 70 minutes (or an hour and ten minutes) of exercise. Exercise 20 minutes a day, every day, you exercise for 140 minutes. that's 2 hours and 20 minutes.
Wow.
Also math is kinda important for music...
I just thought that when you exercise 10 minutes a day, every day, that's 70 minutes (or an hour and ten minutes) of exercise. Exercise 20 minutes a day, every day, you exercise for 140 minutes. that's 2 hours and 20 minutes.
Wow.
Also math is kinda important for music...
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I thought I heard something about Shamrock Shakes up in here...
Oh. My. Goodness.
So, last February when I was in the hospital the day I had my daughter, when I finally stopped throwing up from the drugs they were giving me and they let me eat something (well, it was actually more of a situation where I told them to feed me or else...ahem...), the only thing that sounded good to me was a Shamrock shake. But it was the beginning of February. So I figured there was no way I could get one. However, even knowing they weren't available yet, I sent my husband out for one...and I dunno how it happened, but he came back with one.
Maybe God was preventing me from committing a heinous crime that night...
So anyway, there's a story with a happy ending....
Wow, I should really eat dinner.
Oh. My. Goodness.
So, last February when I was in the hospital the day I had my daughter, when I finally stopped throwing up from the drugs they were giving me and they let me eat something (well, it was actually more of a situation where I told them to feed me or else...ahem...), the only thing that sounded good to me was a Shamrock shake. But it was the beginning of February. So I figured there was no way I could get one. However, even knowing they weren't available yet, I sent my husband out for one...and I dunno how it happened, but he came back with one.
Maybe God was preventing me from committing a heinous crime that night...
So anyway, there's a story with a happy ending....
Wow, I should really eat dinner.