You are not even witty.
If sin were on the outside of man then perhaps water could wash it away. Sin however is a heart matter and must be washed away by the Holy Spirit inside a man. John 20 Jesus breathed upon those in the upper room and said receive ye the Holy Spirit. The Holy Spirit enters a man's heart and never leaves. Water washes only the outside and soon dries in the sun and air in which we live.
The Apostles were the ONLY ones baptized with the Holy Spirit on the day of Pentecost, so too were the house of Cornelius, yet HS baptism did not save them, else Peter would not have told them "there is water" and to "be baptized".
Acts 10:47-48 (KJV) [SUP]
47 [/SUP] Can any man forbid water, that these should not be baptized, which have received the Holy Ghost as well as we? [SUP]
48 [/SUP] And he commanded them to be baptized in the name of the Lord. Then prayed they him to tarry certain days.
There is only 1 baptism that saves man, only 1 is commanded,
Ephesians 4:5 (KJV) One Lord, one faith, one baptism,
so which time did they sin? they didn't, the Lord baptized them with the Holy Spirit, this showed not only the Gentile, but Peter and the apostles he was not a respecter of person...
Acts 11:17 (KJV) Forasmuch then as God gave them the like gift as
he did unto us, who believed on the Lord Jesus Christ; what was I, that I could withstand God?
Notice Peter did not say the like gift he gave to "everybody", the HS baptism was for the Apostles and the House of Cornelius (only), it was the "water baptism that is for "everybody. It was when they were water baptized that their sins were remitted, just like Paul's were :
Acts 22:16 (NKJV)
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16 [/SUP]And now why are you waiting? Arise and be baptized, and wash away your sins, calling on the name of the Lord.'
Men cannot save other men. Only God can save men from their sins. No man, no church can do what only God can do yeah delights to do.
For the cause of Christ
Roger
When men baptize other men, the men save nobody, when men baptize other men,
Matthew 28:19 (NKJV)
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19 [/SUP]
Go therefore and make disciples of all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit,
"in the name of" or by the "authority of",
they obey the commandment of our Lord and
the Lord saves them :
Acts 2:41 (KJV) Then they that gladly received his word were baptized: and the same day there were added
unto them about three thousand souls.
Acts 2:47 (KJV) Praising God, and having favour with all the people.
And the Lord added to the church daily such as should be saved.