Movies that sucked 2 hours from your life that you'll never get back

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It sucked so much I don't even remember the name.

It was a thriller (or an attempt of a thriller), about 3 friends who get lost in the woods somewhere and don't know how to get back to wherever they came from (already lost points for uniqueness). Some creepy weirdo, who wasn't even scary by the way, appears out of nowhere offering help, then a friend disappear and gets killed , then the remaining couple (of course there had to be a couple!) tries to find a way back....then they weirdo comes back and kills the boyfriend somehow and hides him in the car's trunk. The girl that's left at some point discovers her bf's body in the trunk, proceeds to attempt to return home.....drives around, drives around. Drives around. Silence, still no music. And THEN, she spots the weirdo at the end of the road. They stare at each other aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... the movie ends. And that's it. We never know if she made it. We never know why the weirdo was a weirdo. We never know who helped the weirdo, where the weirdo lived, his reasons. NOTHING. It was the most meaningless movie ever. Even typing this makes me mad.
 
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Need for Speed (2014)

Unfortunately for Breaking Bad fans, this movie starring Aaron Paul (a.k.a. Jesse Pinkman) totally sucked, and I like car movies.

On the contrary, it might be ok if you're 13 and don't know a thing about cars or driving yet...or what makes a decent movie..
 
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James Cameron's Avatar. I don't care if the movie used the latest technologies, it had no life. Sure the visuals were pretty but the characters were beyond flat and the story and script were old hat. Like really old! I went in with low expectations and still found the movie to be a complete borefest. Give me stories with a heartbeat any day.
 
Avatar - (it was 'pretty' because of its graphics, nothing else.)
Gravity - (You made a 2 hour movie on an accident in space? Imagine the same movie being shot over a car accident. Jeez..)
Hercules - This is one movie where you can spot a few editing errors. And the characters were flat. The screenplay was amateurish.
Contract Killers (2014) - This was a low-budget New Zealand movie. I wanted a refund of my time!
 
2001: A Space Odyssey. I found most of the movie to be dull and the evolutionary bull didn't help either. Nor did the incessant drone throughout much of the movie - so annoying. I thought I was going to go crazy! The only saving graces were the visuals, the music and HAL.

Personally, I loved Gravity but different strokes for different folks.
 
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2001: A Space Odyssey. I found most of the movie to be dull and the evolutionary bull didn't help either. Nor did the incessant drone throughout much of the movie - so annoying. I thought I was going to go crazy! The only saving graces were the visuals, the music and HAL.

Personally, I loved Gravity but different strokes for different folks.
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I thought gravity was good too. Sandra Bullock helped in my case. :) As for space oddysey, you have to remember that movie was done in 1968. :)
 
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I thought gravity was good too. Sandra Bullock helped in my case. :) As for space oddysey, you have to remember that movie was done in 1968. :)
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I have no problems with older movies. I enjoyed movies like Metropolis from 1926 and countless movies from the 1940s (not just Hitchcock's). I guess it just didn't burst my boiler.
 
Oh no....to remember the worst movies that I ever came across!!! :eek: ARRGGH!!! >.<;

I could only remember 2 at the moment:

- Max Payne (why, Mark Wahlberg??? WHY?!? o.o; it was one of the most awesome games I've ever played with an incredible script, storyline and gameplay!!!)

- Final Fantasy (oh my gosh...it was SO DEPRESSING, and not at all fantastical and heartwarming like the game series!!! o.o; absolutely HATED IT!!!)
 
I have to second 2001: A Space Odyssey... I mean there have been plenty of crap movies that I've long since forgotten or don't care to even waste breathe talking about. 2001 stands out though because it's so incredibly overrated that I was about blown away about how bad that movie sucked when I finally saw it.

The move is well made... don't get me wrong. The special effects... many hold up even by today's standards. The space scenes look fantastic for how old it is. That is all the praise I can give it though. As movie, it is just one big ball of suck. It was so fantastically boring and nothing happened. I honestly could not believe they wasted literally 20 minutes showing us a lunar lander landing on the moon. It was so funny cause like... "FINALLY!!! The surface of the moon!!! It's gonna land soon!!" And then it was like... the ground opens up and it keeps on going down, down, down into some space station deal. Ho.. ly.. crap... Not kidding... 20 minutes... time it.... you watch a spaceship land to some ballet music. That was the most memorable part of the movie but there were plenty of other places where you literally sit there for minutes watching nothing happen and listen to music.

I was bored stiff by the end of that movie... I had to attend physical therapy to regain muscle strength and movement. I don't I've ever been so blown away by a movie than I was when that was over... I was like... Seriously?!?? SERIOUSLY?!!?! THAT WAS THE MOVIE?!!!? I mean... it's considered some great classic. And it wasn't like I wasn't expecting it to be anything super. There have been plenty of other old classics I watched knowing they were classic and they just didn't ring my bell. This? This was... just thinking about it I still cannot believe... it's just... yeah. If you need help falling asleep, turn that on, no joke, you'll be out like a light.

Yeah there are movies that are made worse or bad or whatever.... but most of those that are that bad you expect them to be bad when you turn it on. I think 2001 takes the cake for worst "good" movie I've ever seen. Definitely 3 hours I wish I would have spent doing something else (I thought was almost over at 1 hr and a half but no, I still had another 90 agonizing minutes to go).
 
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