You know you're getting old when.........

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Roh_Chris

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You know you are getting old when you walk into a room and forget why you walked into it.
 
JesusLives

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Even older when you go back to the room you started from to collect the thought of why you were going into the room.....lol
 
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gene77

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You know you're getting old when you call out for your brother who is inside a store, and the shopkeeper tells your brother, "Your mom is calling you."

(I was 20. He was 14.)
 
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ServantStrike

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Roh_Chris said:
You know you are getting old when you walk into a room and forget why you walked into it.
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Then I was born old...


Then again, it's like I always say - you can't lose it if you never had it!
 
thezachattack

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thezachattack said:
Confession: I am rarely able to stay awake until Midnight anymore! This thread sounds exhausting.

Maybe this post should have been in the "You know you're getting old when..." thread? :confused:

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When you find a way to appear both confused and crotchety in a message board thread.
 
mailmandan

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When your ideal night out is to play "Bingo".

When you can no longer cut your own toenails.

When you get complaints from your neighbors that your TV is too loud.
 
Lynx

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Yeah, when you're young they complain the music is too loud. When you're older they complain your TV is too loud... but if the music hadn't been so loud when you were younger, the TV wouldn't have to be so loud now that you're older. ;)

You know you're getting old when all new music falls under the heading of "That stuff kids listen to, I don't think it's really christian music."

You know you're getting old when you get up to sing a song at church and the sound man has to turn the stage monitor up so loud for you that the piano player puts in earplugs.
 
blue_ladybug

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When you get up out of bed thinking today is Thanksgiving and you go into the chatroom and wish everyone a happy turkey day..lol.. then you're listening to the radio and it reminds you that Thanksgiving is 2 days away, NOT today.. :/ #true story..
 
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you know you're getting old when....

most of the people around you getting married.... your brothers, cousins, friends, aunt, officemates... niece And nephew.... and they will ask you... " how about you when are you getting married?.. remember your age will be out of the calendar soon!! " arghhggghhh!!!! hahahahah My answer just simple smile... and will say " I believe God made someone just for me" ... crossed finger... Lol :)
 
blue_ladybug

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when you remember that your dad was only 42 when you were born, which is only two years younger than you are now.. lol.. :/
 
RickyZ

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blue_ladybug said:
When you get up out of bed thinking today is Thanksgiving and you go into the chatroom and wish everyone a happy turkey day..lol.. then you're listening to the radio and it reminds you that Thanksgiving is 2 days away, NOT today.. :/ #true story..
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That's not old, you're just ahead of your time!
 
Descyple

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You know you're getting older when................ you start having more wrinkles in your skin than in your shirts!!!

(Too bad a "skin iron" hasn't been invented yet!!!).
 
blue_ladybug

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​when you're only 40-something and you feel twice that age.. :/
 
Descyple

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You know you're getting old when...................... you're told you can no longer ride on roller-coasters because your dentures keep falling out when the roller coaster travels upside down.

I guess I missed the sign that says:

"PLEASE KEEP YOUR HANDS AND YOUR FALSE TEETH IN THE RIDE AT ALL TIMES"
 
AzureAfire

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Oh, Descyple!!! :rolleyes: Don't you know that you're supposed to keep your false teeth, and other "detachables"/"flyables" in your bunny pouch??? :cool:

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If you don't have one yet, I'll get you one for Christmas!!! :p I think they have different shades of pink. I'll get you the cutest one :eek: Your false teeth would be so happy!!!

Aren't you glad I'm your girl??? :rolleyes:
 
Descyple

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AzureAfire said:
Oh, Descyple!!! :rolleyes: Don't you know that you're supposed to keep your false teeth, and other "detachables"/"flyables" in your bunny pouch??? :cool:

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If you don't have one yet, I'll get you one for Christmas!!! :p I think they have different shades of pink. I'll get you the cutest one :eek: Your false teeth would be so happy!!!

Aren't you glad I'm your girl??? :rolleyes:
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You know you're getting old when................... you no longer care if anyone sees you wearing a bunny fanny pack!!!

AzureAfire, just make sure my bunny pouch is inscribed with the words "Go Bunny or Go Home", at least that would toughen up my image a little bit when wearing it.
 
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Descyple said:
You know you're getting old when................... you no longer care if anyone sees you wearing a bunny fanny pack!!!

AzureAfire, just make sure my bunny pouch is inscribed with the words "Go Bunny or Go Home", at least that would toughen up my image a little bit when wearing it.
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Truer words were never spoken. Even tourists won't wear those things.


You could further add to your image by wearing a shirt that says "I didn't choose the bunny life, the bunny life chose me." That should further help your street cred.
 
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