Sock thief?

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Blain

Blain

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I have a conspiracy for you, where do all my socks go? My socks are always going missing I had at least 40 different pairs and now i have one thats right just one pair that don't even match. there was the hamburgler but maybe there is a sock burgler?
 
Its me! Its me! I confess! Lol...I'm making silly puppets out of them for you. Lol
 
it was one of the two...

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I actually wish I was kidding about the socks though I literally have one pair that doesnt even match
 
Your socks are in my over dramatic grasp young man, and you will NEVER have them! BWAHAHAHA :-)
 
Nah,they disappear in the block hole in the back of your dryer. (I thought everybody knew about the black hole in the back of their dryer) :p
 
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washing machines/ dryers are evil machines that kidnap socks to never-see-them-again land.. :o
 
Blain said:
I have a conspiracy for you, where do all my socks go? My socks are always going missing I had at least 40 different pairs and now i have one thats right just one pair that don't even match. there was the hamburgler but maybe there is a sock burgler?
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You must have done laundry....there is this place called the black hole in a washer and dryer.....You put pairs of socks in but only one seems to come out of the dryer on the end.... I have at theory that their diet is socks....but no one told us this when we purchase the washer dryer set we just find out about it later when our socks go missing... That's Blond's story and she is sticking with it....

Now let me tell you about my dyslexic notebook. Truly I have been typing the correct letters in the right places btu notebook decides where toputthe letters and spaces I left a couple of bloopers to let you see what I mean. Very frustrating tohave to type really slow or go back and correct.
 
well I bought lots more socks( awesome looking ones too) so let see this thief steal them this time!
 
Or maybe there is a sock monster in my closet or a little elf who has a weird obsession with socks and has an entire mountain of them that he loves to jump in or use as puppets even wears them on his ears his nose his hands everywhere but the feet for some reason. I am naming him skips and am going to search for him
 
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