Ah yes good people
the problem of long posts.
Once upon a time
a very long time ago
before the days of Noah
and possibly before the
Tower of Babel,
lengthy hand written
essays and dissertations
were not only encouraged
they were demanded,
accompanied with correct
grammar (or is that grandma
just putting that in to see if
you are still reading ).
Then along came Babel,
texting, facebook and
numerous social media
sites.
A whole new world
opened up and for
the first time a person
could divulge their
deepest darkest
secrets to the
entire world
with one click of
a button.
However, so could
everyone else.
So in an attempt
to make sure your
deepest darkest
secrets were read
first, strange new
words were introduced
such as lol, C u ltr,
Op, thx the like of
which had never
been seen before.
(if you are still
reading give yourself
a medal).
Then some people
discovered they could
sum up all of their
deepest darkest
secrets with one
symbol such as
.
Additionally words
such as eh, aargh,
Zzzzz, sigh started
to become very
popular, whereas
words such as thee,
thy and thine become
lost.
Mankind pondered over
this and started to
wonder what language
was spoken before Babel
but no one could remember.
So they lol and time
moved on with words
and posts getting shorter
and shorter, until
one day the only
sound that could
be heard was the
occasional grunt
and big foot was born!
So the moral of this
story, is, actually
I haven't a clue I just
wanted to
annoy everyone with
a long post.
the problem of long posts.
Once upon a time
a very long time ago
before the days of Noah
and possibly before the
Tower of Babel,
lengthy hand written
essays and dissertations
were not only encouraged
they were demanded,
accompanied with correct
grammar (or is that grandma
just putting that in to see if
you are still reading ).
Then along came Babel,
texting, facebook and
numerous social media
sites.
A whole new world
opened up and for
the first time a person
could divulge their
deepest darkest
secrets to the
entire world
with one click of
a button.
However, so could
everyone else.
So in an attempt
to make sure your
deepest darkest
secrets were read
first, strange new
words were introduced
such as lol, C u ltr,
Op, thx the like of
which had never
been seen before.
(if you are still
reading give yourself
a medal).
Then some people
discovered they could
sum up all of their
deepest darkest
secrets with one
symbol such as
.
Additionally words
such as eh, aargh,
Zzzzz, sigh started
to become very
popular, whereas
words such as thee,
thy and thine become
lost.
Mankind pondered over
this and started to
wonder what language
was spoken before Babel
but no one could remember.
So they lol and time
moved on with words
and posts getting shorter
and shorter, until
one day the only
sound that could
be heard was the
occasional grunt
and big foot was born!
So the moral of this
story, is, actually
I haven't a clue I just
wanted to
annoy everyone with
a long post.